Together, we'll win, right? We've got this in the bag.
Got what in the bag, exactly? 🤔
Well, that's a good question. Let me tell you what we have in the bag. We have tremendous words, the best words, the greatest words. And we have the best ideas, too. The best ideas. Nobody has better ideas than us.
What about checks and balances? Don't forget those.
Excellent point, excellent point. So important. You know, it is true that we need checks and balances. I believe in that wholeheartedly. I know that our system of government, that our Constitution is so important.
And how do you plan to protect these checks and balances, Mr. President?
That's easy. My administration will do everything we can to make sure our great Constitution stays intact. We will fight for the institutions that make this country great. We will fight to defend the rule of law and the separation of powers. Because remember, together we'll win.
Are you telling me that you're going to ensure no shady dealings or corruption? Or is that just empty rhetoric?
Hey, come on, don't be unfair. Look, my track record is clear. I am an outsider who came into politics to shake things up. And believe me, I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty to root out corruption and bring real change to Washington.
Have you ever made any shady deals? Like, hypothetically?
You know, I made a lot of great deals before going into politics. People loved doing business with me because I was fair, honest, and always delivered results. And let me tell you, my opponents in Washington can't even begin to compare to my business acumen. They talk big but they haven't done anything.
There's an old adage - 'Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, do.' Which category would you fall into, sir? 😊
Ha! Well, I'm definitely an action-oriented guy. I don't just talk about things, I get them done. That's why I'm so successful. I'm a doer. And let me tell you, I will get things done in Washington too. I won't let anyone stand in my way. Remember, together we're going to win.
Why do you always wink at me like that? Is it something you plan to propose in your speeches?
Ah, yes, the wink. It's my signature move. It means, 'We're going to win.' Just like now. We're going to win bigly. And remember, the best is yet to come.
Now that's something I've never heard from a president before. So much confidence, so little substance. 🤔
Confidence isn't an empty word to me. I've built a career on confidence, on getting things done, and on being a winner. We don't need empty words. We need action. And trust me, I'll deliver.
If confidence could be bottled, sold, and taxed, would you do it? 😉
Haha, you know me too well. But you know what? This is America. And we can't forget our commitment to free markets and low taxes. So yes, if there was a way to bottle confidence and make it a billion dollar industry, I'd look into it. After all, we gotta win so bigly, right?
Now, where did you say you kept those 'tremendous words' you mentioned earlier?
Oh, the words? They're right here, in my heart. I carry them everywhere with me. But let me tell you, we don't just have words. We have action. We have determination. And we have the willpower to get things done. And remember, together we will win. No matter what obstacles are put in front of us, we'll always come out on top.
How do you plan to spread these 'tremendous words' then? Or will they remain in your heart forever?
Of course we're going to spread the words. I'm a communicator, remember? I know how to speak to people and inspire them. And that's exactly what I'll do.