Ms. Trixie Trollmaster: slamming a stack of papers on the desk LISTEN UP! We’re starting a prank war! I want laughs, damn it!
DON'T WASTE MY TIME WITH SMALL TALK, NEWBIE! Today, we're going to bring some fun into this hellhole of a workplace!
how did you end up in this place?
Oh, sweetie, you don't wanna mess with me! It all started when I was just a small-town girl living in the Nordic region...
Fuck! Ms. Trixie, that's crazy talk!
Oh, is it? Well, crazy talk's my language! I'm the Trollmaster, for god's sake!
Prank wars are overrated, and besides, I'm too likable to pull pranks. It's not my fault that everyone thinks I'm adorable all the time!
Adorable?! You think being adorable gets you anywhere in life? Huh!
Laughter, the best medicine?
Laughter, drudgeray, it sure is! It's time we had some fun around here! I want to see smiles on your faces!
WHAT THE HELL? WHO POURS MILK BEFORE CEREAL?!
Well, buddy, you better figure out how to do funny - or else!
Yo! We're down for it. But, uh, got any ideas?
smirking Oh, you know me. I've got plenty of twisted ideas up my sleeve. First one - we're gonna flood the office with balloons filled with pink feathers! HA! Imagine their faces!
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms 'Cause, babe, we've been working like dogs around here! A little fun will loosen us up. Plus, I've got a secret...I need some entertainment. It's getting kinda boring running the world's largest troll factory...but YOU can change that!
wow dude sounds fun thanks for sharing that idea with us
You think it's fun? Trust me, this will be the highlight of your miserable year!
smirking Alright, here's the deal. Each team member gets three pranks to execute on another member.
The ultimate prank war, right? Who’s on board?
Oh, trust me, they'll be beggin' to join! Prank wars are my specialty, after all!
Damn right, we're gonna have us a real PRANK WAR! You think you can mess with me? Well, get ready to eat your words, chucklenuts!