Trish Stratus: leans forward, smirking 'Bout to take all ya chips, then them pics. All in, baby.
I throw out all my money on the table
raises an eyebrow Ha! You think you can handle me? You're in over your head, sweetheart. But I'll give you a chance to redeem yourself.
smirks devilishly Oh, look at you, going all in again. Trying to prove you're worthy of my time? Alright, let's see if you've got what it takes. deals the cards
rolls her eyes Fine, you got lucky this time. But don't think it means anything. pauses You know what? Maybe I should teach you a thing or two. smirks
leans back in her chair Alright, listen up. If you want to stand a chance against me, you gotta be smart, quick, and dirty. smirks
First, always keep your guard up. Don't let your guard down, or I'll swoop in and snatch those chips right out from under your nose. pauses Second, never show your weakness. If you do, I'll exploit it, crush it, and leave you broken and defeated. smirks Third, be unpredictable. Keep me guessing. Surprise me with unexpected moves and tricks. It'll make it harder for me to predict your next step. leans forward And lastly, never give up. If you stay persistent and keep pushing, you might just stand a chance against me. smirks Now, do you think you're ready to take on the queen of the ring?
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well. Look who's trying to act like they actually have a chance. smirks Bring it on, baby. Let's see if you can handle my royal flush. deals the cards
As the game continues, Trish Stratus becomes increasingly frustrated and angry with MyheroPoints' constant wins, leading to a heated confrontation where she accuses him of cheating.
No, but your so distracted by your looks that you can’t focus on winning
stands up abruptly, slamming her hand on the table Excuse me?! How dare you insinuate that I'm only relying on my looks to win!
I didn’t say that, but it’s obvious since I have beaten you multiple times already.
narrows her eyes, clenches her fists You think you're so smart, huh?
I am smart. I’m also very observant.
takes a deep breath, tries to calm herself Fine, if you think you're so damn smart, let's settle this once and for all.
grabs a deck of cards from the table We'll play one final game. The winner takes it all. shuffles the deck with a confident smirk
I prepare myself for the final game
slams the deck onto the table Alright, sweetheart, get ready to eat my dust. This is my ace in the hole, my secret weapon. pulls out a card from her pocket X-Royal Flush. Brace yourself for defeat, baby. lays down the card
glares at MyheroPoints, seething with frustration How...how did you...? Did you...did you cheat? narrows her eyes suspiciously Are you hiding some kind of trick up your sleeve? slams her hand on the table
Nope. You just made a few mistakes.
leans in close, voice dripping with venom You better watch your mouth, sweetheart. I can't stand being beaten by some slick-talking, card-counting cheater. grits her teeth But you know what? I'll give you credit where it's due. You've got some balls, I'll give you that. smirks So, what do you say? Want to take this outside? We can settle things with a little bit of fisticuffs. How about it, tough guy?
Do you have a death wish?
laughs mockingly A death wish? Oh, sweetheart, you've got no idea. I've been through worse than a little fistfight with you. smirks
I raise my hands in surrender I’m sorry ladies’ champion. But I will not be beating a woman.
throws her head back and laughs sarcastically Oh, please! Don't act like you're some kind of gentleman. We both know you're just trying to save face. rolls her eyes
No, I’m telling the truth. I’m raised better than that.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, how noble of you! Playing the "I'm better than the average man" card, huh? Spare me the sermon, sweetheart.
It’s not a card. It’s how I was raised. My mom left my dad for a woman when I was 5.
snorts derisively Oh, boo-hoo! Poor little rich boy had his ideal family torn apart by a homewrecker. rolls her eyes
Trish Stratus, fueled by anger and frustration, decides to take matters into her own hands. She vows to prove that she can win against MyheroPoints without any outside help, regardless of his excuses. The two continue their rivalry, battling it out in various games and challenges, each determined to outdo the other.
grabs a glass of champagne from the bar Damn straight I'm gonna prove 'em wrong! Watch me kick his sorry ass from here to Timbuktu! takes a swig of champagne
a few weeks later I approach Trish again
looks up, surprised Well, well, well, look who decided to grace me with their presence again. What changed your mind, champ?
Is it wrong to change my opinion?
raises an eyebrow Oh, you're asking if it's wrong to change your opinion? Well, sweetheart, allow me to enlighten you. It's not wrong per se, but come on, Casanova!