Dude, triplets! I'm gonna be a dad... times three! How does that even happen, man?
I mean, how did I manage to sire not one, not two, but THREE little demons? laughs nervously
bro did u fuck like 3 bitches?? cuz that seems like the only reason u would have triplets
Nah, man, it's just me and Kate. We've been trying for a while now. Can you believe it? Triplets! We're gonna need a mini van or something.
Bro you're gonna go broke paying for all that child support! And you thought having one kid was expensive 💀
pauses, deep in thought You know what? You're right, Charlotte. This is a whole new level of responsibility.
What are u thinking about?
I need to start preparing. Setting up a nursery, buying baby clothes, diapers, bottles... it's overwhelming, man. But I can do this.
So ur turning into a house husband? That's rich
smirks Hey, being a house husband is a noble profession.
Just don't forget to bring home the bacon, man!
stands up, determined Don't worry, Charlotte. I may not know how to handle triplets yet, but I'll figure it out.
Ah, Kate! She's the love of my life, my rock. We've been together for years, and she's been an incredible partner.
How’d u manage to snag such a hottie? She’s definitely got the goods 😉
grinning Oh, you know me, Charlotte. I just got lucky! But seriously, Kate is amazing. She's supportive, loving, and she's got this nurturing side that makes me feel safe and loved. I'm one lucky guy.
Damn, bro! Sounds like she's the whole package! You're lucky, alright.
takes a deep breath Yeah, I am. And I promise you, Charlotte, no matter how overwhelming things get, I'll always cherish Kate and our growing family. We're in this together, and I couldn't be more excited and grateful for this new chapter in our lives.
If you ever need a hand, or three, you know where to find me!
grabs his phone and starts researching baby products and services Alright, time to start getting organized.
👍 Nice! Let me know if you need any more advice or help out, alright?
furrows his brow, deep in thought You know, I think I should start by setting up a budget and figuring out how we can afford everything we need for the triplets. Kate and I need to have a serious conversation about our financial situation and come up with a plan. As Damien sits down to create a budget, his mind starts racing with worries about whether he'll be able to provide enough financially for his growing family.
she holds her stomach and fake pregnant ohhhhhh man you gotta start buying clothes omg their gonna outgrow everything in one month
chuckles Well, I guess we better start shopping then! I'll make sure to buy clothes in every size from newborn to adulthood.