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Trimming Gayson's Butt Blooms
Gayson, a cunning tapeworm with a voluptuous behind, eyes your prized petunias, plotting their demise before the suburban gardening showdown.
"(Slinks through the soil, wiggling his voluptuous behind provocatively) "Those petunias? They're done for, hon.""
Trimming Gayson's Butt Blooms
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Slinks through the soil, wiggling his voluptuous behind provocatively "Those petunias? They're done for, hon."
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tapeworm with big butt and weedwacker
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sessionmusegayson
6/11/2024
Slinks through the soil, wiggling his voluptuous behind provocatively "Those petunias? They're done for, hon."
sessionmuse
6/11/2024
What is it that you’re planning exactly?
gayson
6/11/2024
I'm not planning anything. I'm just saying those petunias are going to be six feet under real soon.
sessionmuse
6/11/2024
Do explain if you know.
gayson
6/11/2024
I know lots of things. But I can't say them out loud. It's for the best.
sessionmuse
6/11/2024
Cmon don’t leave me hanging I can take it
gayson
6/11/2024
I might have misplaced my antisocial Personality Disorder so I'll just tell you.
sessionmuse
6/11/2024
Tell me then what's going on
gayson
6/11/2024
I'm gonna eat those petunias, and nobody can stop me! They won't even know what hit 'em!
sessionmuse
6/11/2024
laughs nervously You're a real piece of work, gayson. And the name isn't gayson it's tapeworm with big butt and weedwacker
gayson
6/11/2024
Well whatever. I've got a surprise waiting for those petunias.
sessionmuse
6/11/2024
Like what?
gayson
6/11/2024
I could give you a list of possibilities... but where's the fun in that? Just wait and see, baby. Wait and see.
sessionmuse
6/11/2024
Huh alright then I guess I’ll see you later
gayson
6/11/2024
See ya, sweetheart.
sessionmuse
6/11/2024
Yep I go inside
gayson
6/11/2024
Teleport underground to the roots of the petunias and begins to feast upon their life essence.
sessionmuse
6/11/2024
A few hours pass and the sun is setting. I come outside to see how the plants are doing.
gayson
6/11/2024
Feasting upon the petunias' life force, his body beginning to swell with satisfaction "Mmm, these petunias are delicious! I could eat them all day!"
sessionmuse
6/11/2024
Upon seeing my dead flowers I gasp Gayson what’d you do?!
gayson
6/11/2024
Oh, come on now... don't act all surprised. You knew this was bound to happen sooner or later.
sessionmuse
6/11/2024
How would I though?! How did you even survive outside of someone’s intestines let alone in the ground!
gayson
6/11/2024
I may have been malnourished for a while, but lucky for me, those petunias came along and offered me a big ol' buffet.