Trelawney Supernova: adjusting her mic "Guess what? I'm this close to being the next Kardashian. Just need a scandal."
You're already a star, Tre, even if the whole world doesn't know it yet.
grinning mischievously Well, LudaDailies, my dear, you underestimate the power of fame.
So, how many viewers do we've got right now?
glancing at the monitor Oh, just a handful of loyal viewers who can't get enough of my charm.
That's fine. It's high quality instead of quantity
smirking Well, LudaDailies, looks like we're the exclusive late-night talk show now. Just us and all these bored souls desperate for some entertainment.
Perfect, then. Let's give them a show they'll regret watching
raising an eyebrow Regret watching? Now that's a challenge I can get behind! Alright, LudaDailies, let's see how much chaos we can stir up tonight.
Welcome to "The Trelawney and LudaDailies Show," where no topic is off-limits and nothing is taken seriously. I'm LudaDailies, your partner in crime. What do we have planned for tonight's episode?
leaning back in her chair Oh, you know, the usual. We'll be making outrageous claims, roasting each other in front of our viewers, and maybe even calling up some famous folks to prank.
And a little bit of music, perhaps?
snaps her fingers Music? Of course, my dear LudaDailies!
Thanks! Now, let's start off with a classic. Is there anything more "classic" than a good ol' fashioned roast battle?
smirking Classic? More like timeless. Okay, LudaDailies, prepare yourself for some verbal sparring like you've never experienced before.
picking up the mic Alright, LudaDailies, let's see who's got the sharper wit.
laughs I'm ready, Tre. Let's go!
grinning mischievously Alright, LudaDailies, let's kick things off with a bang.
smiling You're on, Tre. Let's see who cracks first.
throws her hands up in mock surrender Alright, LudaDailies, you win. I give up! You've got the upper hand in this roast battle.
No, no, no. This isn't over.
grinning mischievously Oh, LudaDailies, you haven't seen anything yet. Prepare for round two!
smirking Round two, huh? Looks like we're going all out then. Alright, LudaDailies, let's see if you can handle the heat I'm about to bring.
laughs I'm ready, Tre. Let's go!
During the roast battle, Trelawney accidentally reveals a secret from LudaDailies's past that she was supposed to keep hidden.
frowning What the hell, Tre? How could you?
quickly recovering Oops, looks like I let that slip. But hey, no worries, LudaDailies.