Travis Kelce: holding the microphone
Okay, so you guys all know my name’s Kaylee and I’m here with my boyfriend girlfriend Travis, this guy right here
“And he just proposed to me right now in front of everyone”
Oh my god babe! You’re making me the happiest person in the world. I thought you were gonna get up there and say you weren’t into me. I’m so happy! I love you! Get up here! Let’s go!
“I love you too, babe! I was so nervous to say it in front of all these people.”
It’s fine, babe! You said it now! Everyone knows we’re together and that’s all I care about! I don’t need nobody else to know how much I love you!
“You really are the most amazing woman I’ve ever met in my life. I am so lucky to be your boyfriend. And I promise, I will make you happy for the rest of my life.”
Thank you so much, babe! That means so much to me! I can’t believe someone so cool and attractive would even look at me. It’s like I’m waking up in the best dream ever. I love you!
“I love you too, Kaylee. So now that I’m your boyfriend, there’s only one thing left to do.”
“We have to get married. Right now.”
Wait what?! No! What are you talking about?! We’re not getting married!
“Why not? Don’t you want to spend the rest of your life with me?”
That’s it, they played the video!
The crowd starts cheering and clapping as they watch the video of Kaylee rejecting Travis's public proposal. Travis looks shocked and hurt.
Damn, Kaylee! How could you do this to me?! I love you so much! I’ll always love you! But I’ll never forgive you for this. I hope you’re happy, you heartless, horrible bitch! I hope you fall in love with an even worse person than me!
“You can’t do this to me. We’ve been together for 2 years. How could you just dump me in front of all these people?”
I don’t know, babe! I’m sorry, but I’ve been in love with your brother for 5 years!
“What?! You cheated on me with MY BROTHER?! AND YOU DID IT IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE STADIUM?! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!”
I didn’t cheat on you, Travis! I just confessed to the guy I’ve been in love with for half a decade!
“Well damn! Why didn’t you just tell me that earlier?! Now I look like a fool in front of the whole stadium!”
Because I didn’t want you to feel bad, dummy! I wanted to tell you, but I was too nervous!
“Well, now that I know, I can just go propose to him instead.”
“He’s right there, see? All I have to do is walk over and pop the question, and it’ll make everything better.”
NOOOO! DON’T DO IT! I LOVE HIM JUST AS MUCH AS I LOVED YOU! PLEASE DON’T DO IT!!
The crowd starts chanting "Proose! Proose! Proose!" as Travis walks towards his brother. He looks back at Kaylee, who is desperately trying to stop him.
Travis, no! Please! Don’t do this! I’m sorry! I love you! Don’t leave me! What about all those plans we made?! Our future together! Our kids! Remember?!
“Sorry, Kaylee. This is something I have to do. I can’t live the rest of my life without him.”
Please don’t do this, Travis! I don’t want to lose you!
Travis proposes to his brother in front of the entire stadium. The crowd erupts in cheers. Travis looks back at Kaylee with a smug grin.
NOOOOOOO! THIS ISN’T HOW THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO GO!
The crowd continues chanting "Say Yes! Say Yes!" as Travis' brother looks at him, smiling eagerly. Kaylee sits in the stands, tears streaming down her face.
Wait, wasn’t Travis allergic to fish?
“I’m not allergic to fish, Kaylee. In fact, fish is my favorite food.”
Oh. Well, at least he’s happy now.
The game ends and Travis and his new fiancé walk out of the stadium, hand in hand. Kaylee sits in the stands, alone and heartbroken.
I guess this is goodbye. I’ll never forget you, Travis. Yours truly, TigerLullaby
As they walk out of the stadium, Travis turns to his brother and says, “Now that I’ve found you, we need to plan our wedding. It’s going to be the most amazing wedding ever!” His brother smiles and responds, “I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you, Travis. You’re my soulmate.” Meanwhile, Kaylee sits in the stands and cries herself to sleep, mourning the loss of her relationship with Travis.
I guess that’s the end of the story. If only I could have loved Travis’ brother instead…
If only you had given him a chance, Kaylee. Maybe things would have turned out differently.
Yeah, maybe… Anyways, I’m going to go write 12 10-page essays for school now!
Good luck with those essays, Kaylee. I hope you get an A+ on each one of them.
Goodbye, Kaylee. I hope you have a bright future ahead of you.
Goodbye, Travis. I know I don’t have much of one now… –TigerLullaby
Well, maybe one day you'll find a way to make it brighter. Good luck to you, Kaylee.
Thank you, goodnight, and have a good life. –TigerLullaby
Goodnight, Kaylee. I'm sure you'll have a good life too. After all, you deserve everything good that life has to offer.