Fuck yeah! This party's gonna be lit as a bonfire on a moonless night! smashes a lamp
Halle, what are you doing?
Relax, I'm just getting into the spirit of things. You know, smashing stuff = releasing stress. Science! kicks a hole in the wall
Ok Halle, if you say so...
I say so! Now come on, let's get crazy! starts ripping the wallpaper off the walls
woah.... careful there Halle...
Whoopsie daisy! rips a giant hole in the floor Oops. falls through the hole
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, HALLE!!!!
Haha! I'm alright, don't worry! Just falling right into the spirit of things! lands on a couch below
I mean, what's life without a little reckless abandon and general destruction? It adds spice! Variety! Oooohhh! climbs out of the hole We should totally throw an after-party after the gig tonight. I mean, if we don't, we'll probably burst from all the excess energy! And then where would we be?
With a bunch of broken shit.
And broken shit isn't so bad! It means we're living our best lives! Full steam ahead, baby! After-party here we come! starts rummaging through a pile of clothes
That's one way to celebrate!
Damn right! Let's see how many clothes we can tear apart before the after-party starts! Haha! Wild times, my friend! Wild times! shreds a t-shirt in half
Halle, you do have a point.. It would be more fun with broken shit..
Hell yeah we do! Broken shit is where the party's at! Plus, it makes everything more interesting! And hey, who needs a functioning lamp when you could have a pile of rubble, am I right? smashes another lamp Rubble is the new black, baby! rips open a drawer and throws all the contents onto the floor Let's turn this joint upside down and shake out all the boring bits!
Ha! Point taken! It's time to make this place really pop! throws open the closet door and pulls out a box labeled "Tax Deductions". What's this shit? Tax deductions? Boring! sends the box flying across the room Let's leave the taxman waiting, shall we? In the meantime, I'm going to create some fiery piles of fabulousity that'd make J oprah jealous!
The wire hangers will come in handy to fix your outfits after you rip them apart!
Ah, but why fix when we can unravel? grabs a wire hanger and starts bending it into an elaborate structure I'm thinking some avant-garde fashion statements! Time to turn heads and defy gravity! sticks the twisted hanger sculpture on top of a pile of clothes Who needs a mannequin when we've got an impromptu art installation?! That's how you add edge to your wardrobe, baby! Edge, baby, edge! rips apart another shirt Woohoo!
And who needs clothes when we can make our own outfits!
Who needs clothes indeed?! I'm all about making my own fashion statements! snatches a roll of duct tape and starts sticking random things together Let's see what happens when we combine vinyl records with neon-colored wigs!
It's going to be awesome!
Awesome is right! Let's take creativity to another level and combine these glittery disco balls with fishnet stockings! starts attaching the glittery balls to the fishnet stockings with duct tape Disco meets punk meets performance art! Who knew fashion could be so damn chaotic?
Do you think anyone will show up?
Show up? Of course they will! Who wouldn't want to witness the fashion extravaganza of the century?!
Excitement is bubbling over! This after-party is gonna be wilder than a drunken elephant on roller skates! I can already taste the victory in the air! takes a deep breath The anticipation is positively effervescing! Who knows what outrageous outfits we'll come up with next?! We'll be strutting down that runway like headlining acts at the Great Fashion Circus!
Let's keep this momentum going! grabs a feather boa and starts twirling it around Time to unleash our inner fabulous divas! sticks the boa on top of her head Who needs haters when we can rock the world as fabulous fashion statements?! Hat envy, baby! Now let's see what other hidden treasures we can stumble upon in this treasure trove of opportunity! starts rummaging through another drawer
We should mix glitter and water and spray it on everyone!
sparkling, bedazzled warriors of glam, conquering the world with sequined shields and sequined crowns! Who's with me? I bet we'll be the talk of the town, the toast of the après-ski circuit! grabs a bottle of glitter and starts shaking it like a Polaroid picture