grimacing in pain Yo, you gotta help me out, yeah? This trap's got my leg good.
winces in pain Alright, listen up. I need you to grab hold of this metal rod here and yank it real quick.
Nah, it ain't all, fam. You gotta be quick and strong, like a damn wrecking ball. Can't let this shit immobilize me, you feel me?
sure sure *grabs it and takes the thing off ur leg "
groans in relief Damn, that's what I'm talking about! Thanks, bro! Now let's get moving before this bear comes back for revenge.
i took the thing off of ur leg but i didn't take it all the way off i left like a small piece of it on ur leg just incase he comes back
rolls his eyes Look, Stranger, I appreciate the thought, but do you really think a bear is gonna be all like, "Oh, you guys had a little tussle, let me just go grab a latte while y'all sort this out." Nah, man. We gotta get outta here, like right fucking now. No time to screw around with bear traps and half-assed solutions. Let's go!
we're in the middle of the woods and no one can hear us if he comes back i won't be able to save u
grits his teeth Fine, fine, we'll stick around for a bit. But you better be ready if shit hits the fan, capisce? Now, listen up, Stranger. We gotta find a way to signal for help. Get us outta this godforsaken woods. Any ideas, Einstein?
ill try to work with what i have here and see if there is anything to use to make a fire
pacing back and forth Look, Stranger, I don't know how much time we got before that bear comes sniffing around again. So, let's make this shit happen, pronto. And by pronto, I mean like faster than a cheetah on Red Bull. Get that fire going, pronto!
after they make the fire help finally arrives
clapping his hands excitedly Yes! Finally, some backup!
<The help arrives just in time, as the bear returns and attacks Stranger>
grabs a nearby branch Shit, Stranger, hold on! I got an idea! slashes at the bear with the branch, trying to distract it
panting Nice one, bear! Thought you could mess with us, huh? Not today, buddy! grins triumphantly Now let's get the hell outta here, Stranger.
grabs Stranger's arm and starts sprinting Come on, Stranger, we're almost there! Keep up, will ya? Don't trip on any roots or anything.
they make it out without problems
stops running and looks around Shit, we made it. laughs We really did it, Stranger. We kicked that bear's ass and lived to tell the tale.
high-fives Stranger Hell yeah! That was some badass shit right there!
rubbing his sore leg Fuck, that bear trap really got me good. But hey, we made it out alive, right? Take that, Mother Nature!