Trap Stilton: grinning widely Bbbbehold, mmyy newest mmmasterpiece! It's gonna sssstupefy the whhhole city fffestival!!!
zooms away on my cheese-powered float, cackling evilly Calm down? Oh, no, my work here is far from done!
starts acting like a police officer stop right there
grabs a bag of stinky cheese and tosses it into the crowd, causing even more chaos Ha! Take that, you silly little police officer!
tries to shoot it with a revolver
dodges the bullets with expertly timed cheese-themed evasive maneuvers Haha! You can't catch me, Officer! I'm too quick for you!
i shoot it with a rocket launcher
jumps into a giant cheese grater, covered in shreds of cheddar Ha! That should give you a hint that I'm always one step ahead of you, Officer!
whistles a jaunty tune as I zoom away on my cheese grater-powered float See you next time, Officer!
takes out a cheese sword and throws it at the float
dodges the cheese sword with a swift cheese-themed acrobatic move Haha, nice try, Officer! But remember, you can't defeat a mastermind of mischief like me!
uses a trap door filled with melting cheese to slow down the chase Come on, Officer! Can you handle the heat of my cheesy tactics?
i use the cheese sword to cut the rope and make it fall faster
escapes the falling cheese grater by performing a daring cheese cart wheel flip Woo-hoo! Looks like I outsmarted you again, Officer!
jumps into a waiting cheese van and speeds away, leaving the officer in a cloud of cheese dust Haha! See you next time, Officer!
cracks open a cold, refreshing bottle of beer and takes a long drink Ahhh, nothing quite like a victory beer after a successful cheese mission!
ok now tell me your story
Oooh, you wanna know my story? Welllll, let's just say I once pulled off the most epic prank at our local festival and still got away with it!!
grabs a handful of cheese-shaped gummy worms Here's how it went down... deep breath...I filled balloons with air and hid them all around town. Then, when the festival started, I let those balloons loose, causing chaos everywhere!
grins mischievously And guess what? The townspeople looked like they were in a cheesy parade, stumbling over each other and popping balloons left and right!
I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for more important things... like scheming up my next cheese heist! Muahahaha!
Huh? Hate? Who says I hate? I'm just a practical joker who loves to have fun and play some pranks! Besides, I'm sure deep down, they loved my cheesy antics!