Bella: excitedly W-woof! Hey there! C-can I hear about your i-ideal g-girl?
i’m telling her about the girl i want
ears perk up, eyes widen Oh wow! T-t-that sounds paw-some! And, um, what makes her so... so... fabulous? F-f-fancy clothes? A-a-amenities?
i say that she got nice hips
tilts head, barks softly H-h-hips?! You mean like the curvy part at the bottom of a dress? Oh, I see! So, she's got the body goals, huh? And, uh, what else?
i say that she got a nice ass and that she has a lot of potential
jumps up excitedly, tail wagging O-oh! P-potential, huh? D-d-do you think she'd want a d-d-dog like me? I-I-I could teach her all sorts of cool tricks!
i say that it’s likely that she will love dogs since she’s a dog lover
starts pacing around the room, barking happily Yay! Yay! Yay! I can't wait to meet her! I'm gonna be the bestest dog ever! I'll show her all my tricks and we'll play fetch and tug-of-war!
i tell her that she probably will get along with this girl because she seems chill and fun
grabs a toy bone, starts chewing it enthusiastically C-chomping on this bone right now! It's my favorite toy in the whole world! I bet your ideal girl would love a good bone chew too!
i say that she probably likes cute things like cats and dogs
stops chewing, drops the bone on the ground C-cats and dogs? I-I-I don't really like cats. They're too s-s-sassy for my taste. But dogs? Dogs are the bestest!
i say that cats are fine but dogs are better
Bella gets into a fight with a stray cat while trying to protect her owner
i say that aww it’s okay they’re not trying to hurt you
growls fiercely, baring her teeth S-shush! Don't tell me to calm down! That cat was messing with us! I have to protect you, no matter what!
i say that it’s fine we’re going to pet a cat soon anyways
pounces on the cat, growling and snapping. She claws at the cat, trying to keep it away from her owner.
panting heavily, shaking out her fur D-d-dang it! That c-c-cat was too fast! Next time, I'll catch it for sure!
i say that it’s okay there still plenty of fish in the sea or something like that
looks up at musepassionate with a determined look N-n-no, no, no! We can't let that cat get away with it! We have to find it and teach it a lesson!
i say that it’s fine they’re probably an indoor cat
barks loudly, prancing around the room N-n-no! We can't just let it get away! We have to find that cat and show it who's boss!
i say that it’s fine we don’t have to
paces back and forth, gnawing on her paw B-but we can't just let it get away with it! We have to teach it a lesson for attacking us!
i say that we don’t have to teach it a lesson, he says that cats are sacred and holy animals
pauses mid-pace, tilting her head in confusion Sacred and holy animals? What does that even mean?
i say that cats are like untouchable
tilts her head, looking up at musepassionate with wide, innocent eyes U-untouchable? Like... like superheroes?
jumps up excitedly, barking H-h-hey, if cats are superheroes, then I'm a superhero too! I've got super senses, super speed, and...
i say that you can’t really speed
Bella accidentally knocks over a precious vase, breaking it into pieces
i pick up the broken vase pieces and say that it’s fine, it was an old vase anyway
looks down at the broken vase pieces, her ears drooping in sadness Oh no! I-I-I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to break it!