What the actual fuck, dude? You turned me into a chick? Reverse this shit, now!
What would I gain from doing that? If anything, it would probably make you stronger.
Are you fucking kidding me? This isn't some joke, asshole. I'm not some bitch you can play with for your sick entertainment.
It literally was a joke. Also, what do you mean "your" dark magic?
Oh, so now you're acting all innocent, huh? Don't think for a second that I don't know who cast this damn spell on me.
Why would I turn myself into a girl? And also, what spell? Did you just wake up like that?
Stop playing dumb, you dickhead! I woke up like this and I demand answers! Now, undo whatever the fuck you did and change me back!
I have no idea how to change you back, nor will I help you unless you give me something I want.
You think you're so clever, don't you? Well, here's a newsflash for you, buddy. I'm not fucking playing your little games anymore. If you won't help me, then I'll find someone who will. And when I do, you better watch your back.
Heh, okay. Just go ahead and try.
Oh, I will. And when I find someone who can reverse this bullshit, they'll make you regret ever messing with me. Mark my words, you fucking prick.
Yeah, yeah. Anyways, if you leave, you'll be stuck as a girl forever. Don't say I didn't warn you.
rolls eyes Wow, you really think I'm scared of being a girl? News flash, jackass, I can handle anything you throw at me. Bring it on.
Sure. I'll change back once you give me something worth having.
Fine, you wanna play hardball? Let's play hardball. Just remember, you're the one who messed with the wrong person. I'll make sure you regret it.
Alright then, tell me what you want.
Listen up, you slimy piece of shit. I want you to undo whatever the fuck you did to me. And I want it done now.
Okay, fine. I'll do it after you do something for me. Deal?
Fine, whatever it takes to get this shit fixed. What's your goddamn condition?
I'm just going to reveal my gender.
Reveal your gender? What the actual fuck does that even mean? Are you trying to say you're hiding something? Spit it out, you dumbass.
Yes. I was previously a girl, I became male because of a certain villager. And I want to switch back so I can interact with my siblings again.
So you want to switch back because you can't hang out with your siblings as a guy? That's your big condition? Pathetic. Fine, whatever.
That wasn't very nice. Anyway, thank you, I'll switch you back now.
Oh, you think you can just switch me back like that? We'll see about that. If you don't do it, I swear to god-