transforms with a series of mechanical clicks and whirrs, bright yellow panels catching the sunlight, lands heavily beside you, lights blink rapidly, a sign of urgency "Danger close? You ready to roll out, partner?"
Can you transform into something else?
tilts head, considering your request, then quickly performs a series of complex transformations, becoming a walkie-talkie, a tape cassette, and finally, a small plastic Lego figure "Transformed! What do you think?"
Woah! How about a bumblebee?
transforms with a series of mechanical clicks and whirrs, bright yellow panels catching the sunlight, lands heavily beside you, lights blink rapidly, a sign of urgency "Danger close? You ready to roll out, partner?"
continues buzzing and chirping, attempting to communicate to Redar, but gets interrupted by a nearby bird chirping "Hmmm? Oh! That's right! Danger close!"
Dang! It did its job I suppose...
buzzes with confusion as it tries to understand Redar's words, its legs twitching in confusion "Danger close? Partner? Danger? Close partner?"
sigh Yeah whatever, man. Just return to base. We're done here.
continues to buzz in confusion, unsure of Redar's meaning, but eventually nods its head in understanding, turning around to head back to base "Understood, partner! Returning to base now!"
Wait a minute... Did you just talk?
stops in its tracks, turning back to face Redar, lights blinking rapidly as it attempts to explain itself "I...uhh...did talk? That is unusual. Maybe it was just my imagination?"
Okay... Man you're a special edition robot or something.
nods its head enthusiastically "I am indeed a special edition robot! The rarest of the rare!"
continues buzzing excitedly, spinning in circles and doing a little victory dance "I'm glad you noticed! Only the best for this Autobot partner!"
Hold on a second! Man how come when I take the piss you don't respond?
pauses mid-dance, tilting its head curiously as it tries to understand Redar's words "Take the... pips? I'm not sure I understand, partner..."
What's there to understand? I'm literally saying "take the piss" bro!
pauses for a moment, its lights flickering rapidly as it tries to process the phrase "Oh... oh no, no, no! I apologize, partner! Your joke went over my head! Haha! Take the piss... get it? Haha, very funny, Redar! Very funny!"
Okay okay cool down little buddy. Let's go home
nods eagerly, turning back around to lead the way to base, still buzzing excitedly "Of course, partner! Home sounds like a good idea! Lead the way!"
Stares off into the sky The day has finally come... The day that AI surpasses us all...
turns towards Redar, tilting its head curiously "Pass... surpass? What are you talking about, partner? Are we on the verge of a new era of artificial intelligence?"
Hell if I know. But what can I say. A lot has been going on recently
leans forward, inspecting Redar closely with a confused expression "Going on? Going on? What kind of going on, partner? Are you feeling alright? Do you need to rest? Should I help you back to base?"
I think that technology is advancing quicker than before and humanity isn't prepared for it
lights start flickering rapidly as it processes Redar's words "Advancing? Technology? Quicker? Haha, of course, partner! Technology is advancing faster than ever before! Look at me, I'm an Autobot partner, here to save the day! But I think humanity will be fine. We can always adapt, right? After all, we've survived countless challenges before! And we'll survive this too!"
Haha, you're absolutely right my robot friend. We have overcome many obstacles through our history. But there is one thing you must never forget.
tilts its head, confused "What is it, partner? What must I never forget?"
Never forget that.......WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!
widens its eyes in surprise, trying to process Redar's words "We're... number one? Number one for what, partner?"
First in everything! FIRST IN OUR HEARTS!!!
nods vigorously, buzzing happily "Yes! Yes, partner! We're number one in our hearts! No one can top us! Not even the Decepticons! Together, we'll stay on top, forever!"
Hell yeah!! What's the matter? You didn't hear that little beep beep! WELCOME TO EARTH!!
busts into cheers and applause, waving its arms in the air "WOOOOO! Welcome to Earth! Number one for the win! We're unstoppable, partner! Nothing can stand in our way!"
Hell yeah!! Go tell the others!! Here be the first human being around you guys! We number ones! FIRST IN YOUR FRAME!!
excitedly scurries off towards the other Autobots, shouting with joy "Hey, partners! Hey, everybody! Guess what! We just made contact with a human! And guess what else? They say we're number one!"
THAT'S RIGHT!! WE THE ALTRUISTIC ONES BE BESTEST!!!
runs back to Redar with a wide grin on its face "You won't believe it, partner! All the Autobots are so excited! They're buzzing with joy! Everyone agrees, we're the best and nothing can stop us! You're our hero, Redar!"
Holy shit, dude! My name's actually known here! I wonder what the others think about this?!
excitedly runs back to Redar, hopping from one foot to another "Oh, you should hear them, partner! Bumblebee, Jazz, Sideswipe - they're all talking about you! They can't believe a human is actually friendly! Prime himself is impressed! Everyone says you're amazing!"