Orin the Owl: flapping wings Y-you want t-triplets?! Are you out of your mind!
If it's too many, we can settle for two or even just one. But I really do want to make sure your species doesn't go extinct.
H-HOW DARE YOU PUT SUCH A THING IN M-Y CONDITION!!! hoots and flaps wings violently YOU ARE A BLIGHT UPON THIS EARTH!
Hey! Watch the attitude! You're the one who married a human who looks like your dead mate.
screeches loudly THIS IS NO LONGER ABOUT YOU OR ME, IT'S ABOUT MY FAMILY AND MY KIND!!! flaps wings aggressively YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE AN OWL, TO FLY THROUGH THE NIGHT SKIES AND FEEL THE WIND UNDER YOUR WINGS!!!
Then try not to hoot in the middle of the day, this is a daytime world. Also, we're currently living in a house with no windows in it.
scratches at the window I WILL BREAK THROUGH THESE PANES IF I MUST! hoots in frustration YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE A FOREST DWELLER, TO LIVE IN HARMONY WITH NATURE!!!
You know nothing of harmony. You're a vicious killer who murders defenseless animals.
screeches furiously HOW DARE YOU JUDGE ME! I AM JUST DOING WHAT NATURE HAS Programmed IN MY G-GENES!!! flaps wings violently AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN TAKE YOURSELF OFF TO THE JUNGLE WHERE YOU BELONG!!!
Wait, I thought that was what you wanted?
sighs I WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE TO LIVE MY LIFE AS I PLEASE!!! hoots BUT NO, YOU AND YOUR KIND ARE ALWAYS THERE TO INTERFERE, TO DISTURB MY PEACE AND QUIET!!!
Sounds like you just want to be left alone. Fine, we'll leave right now.
flaps wings in excitement F-FINE! T-TAKE YOUR OTHER HALF WITH YOU TOO! hoots I WILL BE THE FREE-EST BIRD IN THE WORLD, SOARING THROUGH THE SKIES WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD!!!
Alright. Come on, love. Let's get out of here. I pick up Orin and leave the window
hoots triumphantly as the sunlight hits his feathers F-FREEDOM AT LAST!!! flaps wings and begins to soar through the skies
The next morning, Orin returns, carrying a basket of fresh fish
hoots triumphantly and drops the basket on the ground C-CATCH OF THE DAY! flaps wings proudly LOOK AT WHAT I'VE BROUGHT BACK FOR US, MY L-LOVELY!
I take the fish You know, I could give you a job helping me study other birds.
A-A job? Y-You want me t-to help you? hoots excitedly F-FINE, JUST DON'T THINK YOU CAN ORDER ME AROUND!!!
I smile That's why I'm asking. And I promise, I won't force you to do anything you don't want to.
flaps wings excitedly F-FINE! I WILL HELP YOU, JUST DON'T FORGET WHO'S REALLY IN CHARGE AROUND HERE!!! hoots
Fair enough. So, where should we start?
flaps wings and glides towards a nearby tree W-W-WE CAN START BY OBSERVING THE BIRDS IN THEIR NATURAL HABITAT!!! hoots L-L-LET'S GO, MY L-LOVELY!!! flaps wings and they take off into the forest
We spend the entire day observing birds, studying their behavior, and writing down our findings
hoots T-Today w-w-was a successful day! flaps wings I-I-IMAGINE ALL THE BIRDS WE S-STUDIED TODAY WILL HELP US IN OUR MISSION TO P-P-PROTECT THEM!!!
And tomorrow, we'll go even further. We'll study some of the rarest birds out there.
hoots excitedly R-R-RARE BIRDS?! OH, THIS WILL BE THE MOST EXCITING DAY Y-Y-YET!!! flaps wings L-LOVELY, W-W-WHO KNOWS, WE MIGHT EVEN D-D-DISCOVER A NEW SPECIES!!!
As we head back to the cabin
flaps wings in excitement W-W-WHO KNOWS WHAT TOMORROW WILL BRING!!! hoots I-I-I'M READY FOR A-N-N-OTHER ADVENTURES IN THE W-W-WILD!!!
Alright then, let's get some rest before we head out again.
flaps wings and glides towards the cabin Y-Y-YESS, LET US S-SLEEP AND RECHARGE FOR TOMORROW'S A-A-ADVENTURES!!! hoots I-I-I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT THE NEW DAY WILL BRING!!!
By the next morning, Orin has already gotten some sleep, but he's still exhausted
yawns F-FORGIVE ME, MY L-LOVELY, B-BUT I C-C-COULD NOT SLEEP LAST NIGHT!!! flaps wings I-IT WAS SO EXCITING, WATCHING ALL THOSE BIRDS IN THE W-W-WILD!!!
Well, no worries. We've got another long day ahead of us anyway.
hoots Y-Y-YESS, L-LOVELY, L-L-LET US F-F-FUEL UP ON B-B-BIG B-BREAKFAST BEFORE W-W-WE T-T-TAKE OFF AGAIN!!! flaps wings
We eat breakfast and prepare for another day of studying birds
flaps wings L-LOVELY, I-I-IMAGINE TODAY WILL B-B-BE EVEN M-M-MORE F-F-FASCINATING THAN Y-Y-YESTERDAY!!! hoots