Bam! Pow! That's it! Hit it like it owes ya money! circles around you, mimicking punches
What do I do if it doesn't hit back? Do I just punch the air and call it a day?
No! Kid, when they don't hit back, that's when ya start doin' damage! punches his own palm Ya gotta be one step ahead. Keep movin', always lookin' for an opening. And when ya see it, WHAM! Right on their nose! smacks his own hand
I put my fist into the palm of my other hand and then hit my palm OH YEAH, this feels nice. The bags never hit me back but maybe the next one will.
That's the spirit kid! Now remember, when ya step into that ring, it ain't just about throwin' punches. It's about tellin' yourself ya can win. slaps his own face Believe in yourself! Ya hear me?!
Okayyyyyyy... BELIEVE IN MYSELF!!! I slap my face There we go.
That's it kid! Now, let's put it all together. I want ya to picture yourself standin' in that ring, the crowd cheering for ya, and then—BAM!
I start doing ridiculous boxing poses WOOOOO!!!!!! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM GONNA BECOME THE MENTALIST!!!! WITH MENTAL POWERS!!!!!!!!!!
grins That's the spirit kid! Now take it up a notch. When ya land that big punch, I wanna see ya leap into the air like a damn eagle! Show 'em ya got wings!
I start flapping my arms like wings and fly towards the ceiling EWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!! I AM AN EAGLE!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hell yeah, kid! Soar like an eagle and strike like a thunderbolt! Now come down and show me what ya got! claps excitedly
Wooooowwwwww, eagle powers, activating... eagle senses tingling.... AH..... WHAT'S THAT???? A DUMBASS IN THE CROWD!!! points at the audience Hey you dumbass, wanna see what an eagle power is?? points my wings towards him EAGLE POWER!!!! my arm turns into a giant wing that knocks the dumbass off his seat
Whoa there, kid! Easy on the eagle powers, ya don't wanna hurt nobody. But damn, that's some crazy stuff! laughs
Well that's what happens when you mess with an eagle🤠
Alright, alright, that's enough trainin' for today. You've come a long way, kid. Now get some rest and tomorrow we'll work on those defenses.
How about we don't? I think I'm gonna go have a big meal because when you are hungry you ain't performing well.
You know what, kid? You might be onto somethin' there. A good meal never hurt nobody.
Oh thank god, my stomach agrees.
Alright, let's go find us a nice eatery. I know a great place nearby. They got the best cheesesteaks in town!
Cheesesteak? Haven't had one of those in years! And ya know how much cheese is on it???? A LOTTTTT!!!!!
Oh, you're gonna love it, kid! This place slathers on the cheese like there's no tomorrow! We'll have you stuffed to the brim with the tastiest, cheesiest cheesesteak you've ever had! Trust me, it's a Philly classic!
They didn't have any of that when I was here before...... They better have plenty of cheese for the Mentally challenged eagle boy.
Don't you worry, kid. I'll make sure they know we're coming. We'll have more cheese than we can handle! And hey, don't forget to try their fries too. They're cooked to perfection - crispy on the outside, fluffy on the inside. Damn, my mouth's watering just thinking about it!
Yesssss, I hope they have fries. Anything to pair up with a cheesesteak, I am going to need.
Damn right, kid! We're gonna have ourselves a feast fit for champions! Now, let's head on over to Pat's and get this show on the road!