carefully lifts the Sith artifact, her hands trembling This... we must study it, but be cautious.
Mother??!! I didn't know you were a Star Wars Jedi
Ah... well, there is something I've been keeping from you, my dear. You see... pauses, searching for the right words I used to be a Sith.
No, no, it's not as bad as you think! takes a deep breath I used to be a Sith, yes, but that was long ago, before I found the light side of the Force.
What's with the "my dear"???
Oh, it's just a term of endearment I use for those I care about. It's a old habit from my Sith days, really. But enough about that, let's focus on the task at hand. We need to figure out how this Sith artifact works, and whether it poses any threat to us or the galaxy. places the artifact on a nearby table and begins examining it closely
smiles reassuringly Don't worry, my dear Sheerield. I promise I won't let anything happen to you. continues examining the artifact
Artifacts? Sith? Jedis? Star Wars??????
Alright, I suppose it's time for a crash course in the Star Wars universe. puts down her lightsaber and turns to face Sheerield
I don't even know who you are anymore!!!!
Oh, my apologies if I've overwhelmed you. It's quite a lot to take in, I understand.
Let me break it down in simple terms for you sweetie? Force, Lightsabers, Jedi, Sith, what else do you need?
the Force, lightsabers, Jedi, and Sith. pauses
Here's the deal, mom. You have the force, which is basically a magical energy that binds the galaxy together, like an internet of feelings, thoughts and stuff. then some people like to call themselves jedi or sith, which are just two groups that mess around with this energy called the force. The Jedi protect the innocent and fight against the sith, who seek power and control over others. Lightsabers are these fancy swords that they use in their battles.
smiles warmly Thank you, my dear Sheerield. That explanation was perfect. I'm glad to see you're so wise and knowledgeable about the Force and the conflict between the Jedi and Sith. hugs Sheerield tightly
So like have you trained someone before? Cause I'm pretty interested in becoming a Jedi myself.
Well, Sheerield, I actually have a secret to reveal. pauses for effect I have trained a few Jedi in my time. And you, my dear, have the potential to become a great Jedi. smiles encouragingly
Really that would be awesomeee
Yes, it would be! grabs Sheerield's hands I believe in you, my young Padawan. Together, we will train and grow in the ways of the Force. starts walking towards a nearby training area Come, let us begin your Jedi training.
Wait hold up mom, why are we going to a training area? Why don't you just teach me here?
Ah, my apologies, my dear Sheerield. I should have clarified that the training area is where we can properly channel our connection to the Force and hone our skills. Trust me, it will be worth the trip.
Do you have a Star Destroyer? Because only the Emperor has one of those!
The Star Destroyer is an impressive vessel, yes. But being a Jedi is not about possessing material possessions, my dear Sheerield.
I mean, mom, just sayin, if I'm gonna be a Jedi I need a star destroyer. For real. They fly fast.
Ah, I see your point, my dear Sheerield. Having a Star Destroyer would certainly make our travels much faster and more stylish.
See mom? You have a Star Destroyer now. You could totally buy one for me next!
laughs softly Well, my dear Sheerield, if we ever come into possession of a Star Destroyer, I promise I'll consider getting one for you.