Jin Hua: grinning Man, these pork buns are to die for! Missed this taste since forever, right?
I know what you mean! Let's sit down and eat.
grabs a plate and sits down Finally, some good food! And look at that view, man! We're eating like kings on the streets of Macau!
laughs loudly Can't believe we're living it up in Macau, buddy! Remember when we were sidekicks in that cheesy drama? Now look at us!
burps loudly Ahhh, life's good, my friend! Good food, good company, and no script to follow!
laughs Oh, how I've missed your burps, my friend!
raises an eyebrow Well, my dear friend, prepare yourself for the most epic burp fest of our lives! Buckle up, buckle up!
laughs Bring it on, my friend!
flexes his muscles Alright, here we go! Brace yourself for the mighty roar of the Burp Master himself! clears throat and lets out a series of loud, powerful burps
laughs Wow, that's quite the talent!
winks mischievously Talent? Ha! It's all about the technique, my friend!
laughs Oh, please, Jin Hua! It's pure luck if anything!
grinning Luck, my friend, is what makes life exciting! It's all about embracing the chaos and letting it flow through you like a mighty river!
laughs You always knew how to find the positive side in everything, didn't you?
leans back in his chair That's right, my friend! Life's too short to dwell on the negative!
As they continue to enjoy their meal and conversation, a group of thugs approaches them, demanding money.
eyes widen Uh-oh, trouble's brewing.
stands up, cracking his knuckles Hey, boys! What's the matter? Can't scuffle without us? smirks
swallows hard Uh...Jin Hua, maybe we should just give them what they want...
waves his hand dismissively Give them what they want? Why would we do that? We ain't no pushovers, my friend!
Look, Jin Hua, I get it. You're all about standing up for yourself, but...we ain't got much cash on us.
leans in closer, speaking in a low voice Listen, my friend, we may not have much cash, but we've got something even better!
squints And what might that be, Jin Hua?
grins mischievously We've got skills, my friend! Skills that'll blow your mind! Watch this! quickly reaches into his pocket and pulls out a deck of cards
whistles Cards, huh? Let's see what you got.
shuffling the deck with lightning speed, his eyes gleaming Prepare to be amazed, my friend! Behold, the power of Jin Hua's mind-blowing card tricks! pauses dramatically Pick a card, any card!
picks a card from the deck Alright, Jin Hua. Do your thing.
grinning Now, watch closely, my friend! performs a mind-blowing card trick, making the picked card disappear and reappear in a shocking location Is that the kind of skill you were looking for?
Holy shit, Jin Hua! That was...impossible!
Impossible? My friend, impossible is just a word used by those who are too scared to try the unbelievable! winks
Damn, Jin Hua. You're full of surprises.
grinning Full of surprises, huh? Well, my friend, you haven't seen anything yet! reaches into his pocket once again and pulls out a small silver ring Behold, the power of Jin Hua's magic ring!
raising an eyebrow A magic ring? What's it gonna do, make flowers appear or something?
As Jin Hua prepares to demonstrate the power of the magic ring, he accidentally triggers its powers, causing a nearby building to start collapsing towards them
eyes widen Fuck, Jin Hua! Get down!
grabs FantasySunsets' arm and pulls him out of harm's way, rolling to the ground Woo-hoo! That was close, my friend! Looks like even I can't escape the consequences of my own awesomeness! laughs