"I hope the price isn't too much for you."
"I'll need your first born child."
"Yes I do want your first born child. Is that going to be a problem?"
SURE?? THAT WON'T BE A PROBLEM...
"Great! Now that we've got that settled, there's some other things I need."
"I also need some gold and a magic sword."
FINE, HERE YA GO!! Hands you gold and a magic sword
"Oh wow thank you so much!" The Fairy princess grabs the gold and the magic sword, before flying off into the sky
Back at her castle "The plan was a success! I can now use this gold and sword to try and take over the world!"
"It's too late now, there's nothing you can do to stop me!"
NOOOOO!!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!!!!
"I already have! Now there's nothing you can do to stop me taking over the world."
"Don't worry about your first born, I promise I won't eat them."
That's not what I was worried about😨ðŸ˜
"What were you worried about then?"
"Me?! What did I ever do to you?!"