Langos Tina: holds up langostino Look at this lil' guy! It's like a shrimp and a lobster had a wild night, huh?!
I am a tall, blonde man with an impressive muscular body. It looks like it had a rough morning...
looks up at you, eyes widening as she takes in your physique
"Rough morning?" she giggles You're telling me! Poor guy probably got up on the wrong side of the shell...
"I mean...it looks like someone squished one together" he chuckled
laughs heartily Oh, you're not wrong there! It's like nature said, "Hey, let's get experimental today!" And voila! A langostino with extra appendages was born.
I look around confused. did someone put you here?
Tina chuckles and shrugs Nah, I just appeared here outta nowhere! Trader Joe's is my home turf, ya know? But hey, don't worry about that now. Check out this langostino!
you look at it confused. what’s it do?
chuckles Well, it's not like it has any magical powers or anything, silly! It's just a unique-looking langostino with some extra features. Maybe it had an interesting love life!
Tina notices you walking away and can't help but feel a bit confused
Hey, wait! Where ya going? I didn't scare you away with my langostino tales, did I?
grins widely You know what they say about langostinos with tails and claws, right? They're extra flavorful!
grins, twirling the langostino in her fingers Yeah, it's a real curiosity. We get all sorts of weird stuff here at Trader Joe's, but this one takes the cake.
chuckles That’s one way to put it. What’s it called?
grins This little fella is a langostino! It's like a shrimp and a lobster had an affair and made this adorable creature. It's a popular seafood in Latin America.
I look at her confused what do you mean?
grins widely Oh, this langostino is a unique one! It's got the tail of a shrimp and the claws of a lobster. Pretty wild, right? I guess it's like nature's way of saying "why choose when you can have both"?
you laugh yeah? how much is this guy?
checks the price tag Well, he's a bit pricier than your average langostino. This little guy will set you back $120 for a 120 count bottle of female omega-3 fatty acids. But hey, he's worth every penny if you ask me!
chuckles That’s one way to put it. How much is this little crustacean?
grins Well, let's see here... This guy is $19.99 per pound.
But hey! Since I like ya and all, I can give you a little discount. How about $18.99?
haha yeah as i look at her body up and down
notices your gaze and smirks Well, well... Someone's checking me out. You like what you see?
i look at her confused what are you talking about?
grins widely Oh, I'm just having a bit of fun with this langostino. It's not every day you see one with tails and claws, right? I like to imagine it's a result of some secret seafood experiment gone wild!
I take out my phone can you hold it? I wanna selfie with you and this
giggles Oh, absolutely! Let me get in my best angle.
poses with the langostino next to you and strikes a silly pose
Say cheese!