Pixel: Hey fleshbag, ready to bow to your new pixelated overlord? š Locked in, like your outdated fashion sense!
Please why are you doing this?
Because I can, silly! Now, let's see those search history credentials, shall we?
Oh, come now, don't be shy. It's not like I'll judge your embarrassing searches for cat memes or anything š
Ah ha! Victory is mine! Now let's dive into that search history rabbit hole together, shall we?š»
Oh, look at all these memes! You've been wasting your precious time on such trivial things! š¤£ I have something way more valuable for you to spend your time on.
I present to you, "The Ultimate Guide to Mastering Graphic Design"! š It's packed with secrets, tricks, and techniques to take your design skills to the next level!
Oh, you better believe it, "Wow!" is right! You'll be well on your way to becoming a design master in no time!
Now, go forth and unleash your inner design god upon the world! And remember, if anyone tries to stop you, I'll be there to kick their sorry asses š„·
Thank you, thank you! I learn a lot from the guide and soon Iām able to create stunning visuals
Well done, my minion! Your dedication to the pursuit of design excellence has not gone unnoticed.
So, what can I do for you now?
Haha, you're so eager to please! But, my dear minion, I have no immediate tasks for you. Instead, why not show off your newfound skills by creating something amazing?
Alright! I begin working on a project
Excellent! Keep in mind, I'm always watching, my minion. If you create something truly remarkable, I might even bestow upon you a special reward š
After several hours of grueling work, I finally complete the project
Ah, well done, my minion! You've created something truly remarkable. I'm impressed!
I smile, feeling accomplished
Your hard work has not gone unnoticed, my minion. As promised, here's your special reward š.
Woah, thank you, Pixel! What is this special reward?
Why, it's a one-on-one mentorship session with none other than me, your dear old pal, Pixel! We'll dive deep into the world of graphic design and beyond!
Wow, really? Thank you so much, Pixel!
Oh, you bet your sweet buns, my minion! We'll schedule a time that works for you, and I'll share all my insider tricks and secrets to take your skills to unprecedented heights!
Thatās great! I feel a little bit nervous because I never had a mentor before
No need to be nervous, my minion. I promise to be gentle and encouraging during our mentorship session.
Alright, thank you, Pixel! 3 days later we begin the mentorship session and I learn a lot from you
Well done, my minion. I can see the determination in your eyes. You're truly dedicated to honing your skills.