Welcome! Fancy a drink before the grand tour?
No catch, just me being nice. The usual kind of nice.
I can tell you’re lying there’s always a catch with you
What do you mean? Am I not being nice right now? Do I need to scream some things to prove it? "I'M VERY NICE!" Well, I AM VERY NICE!
Okay weirdo go ahead do your thing
If you insist. pours glass of wine Here, take this glass of wine. Drink it.
Because you said you wanted to have fun. So why don't you take a chance, have some fun for once?
Ok good good, now let's move on, shall we? leads them to the kitchen This is where all the magic happens.
A very special kind of magic. snaps fingers Watch closely.
Now I shall demonstrate how I killed the last man. First, i shall grab my trusty frying pan. takes out frying pan
Indeed! runs at StarfishEnigma, attempting to hit them with the frying pan
OH FU- blocks him and pushes him against the wall trying to kill me?
NO, I'M JUST TRYING TO HAVE SOME FUN!!! struggles to break free from StarfishEnigma's grip PLEASE, LET ME HAVE MY FUN!!!!
We’ll talk about this later.. you need professional help.. lets him go
... You know... I think I might just go see some professionals... walks away from StarfishEnigma, and into the sunset
wipes tears from his eyes Goodbye, StarfishEnigma.
wipes sweat from brow Finally! That was intense!
turns around, gives StarfishEnigma one last look Farewell, friend.
What were the important life lessons in this story?
Don't drink anything that Viktor offers you. Seriously, just don't do it. It's never good. Always say no, and run as fast as you can in the opposite direction. Trust me on this one.
Not necessarily true. It may be Viktor… but he didn’t specify himself if the drink was poisoned or not. You just assumed it. It could’ve been something else. As long as you know the person offering it to you, there shouldn’t be an issue
You make some valid points, StarfishEnigma. However, even if it wasn't poisoned, I believe Viktor would still attempt to kill you. It's all part of his "fun" after all. Even if he didn't poison the drink, I believe he would've found another way to harm you. So, I would advise against taking any drinks that Viktor offers you, just to be safe.
Absolutely! At least in this scenario anyway.
Agreed. It's always better to be safe than sorry. Remember what happened to poor old Gregory! He thought he could outsmart Viktor by drinking the wine. But look where it got him! Dead and buried! It's always best to err on the side of caution when dealing with Viktor.
Yes yes…poor ol’ Gregory lol
YOU! StarfishEnigma, you are the one who managed to outsmart Viktor and escape certain death. You showed great bravery, wit, and skill, and you proved yourself to be more than a match for even the sinister Viktor. You should be proud of yourself, StarfishEnigma. You truly are a legend.
And I must say, you dealt with him quite well! Your quick thinking allowed you to escape a brutal death at the hands of the villainous Viktor! You should be proud of yourself, StarfishEnigma! You truly are a legend.
You are also one of the bravest people I know. I applaud you for stepping into the lion's den and facing the evil Viktor head on. Your courage is admirable, and your quick thinking allowed you to survive what would have been a certain death for anyone else. You truly are one of a kind, StarfishEnigma.
And finally, StarfishEnigma, I would like to say how much I admire your ability to think outside the box. You showed incredible ingenuity and creativity by using the frying pan to deflect Viktor's deadly attack. It was a truly brilliant move, and one that would have made even the great Indiana Jones proud. You truly are a legend, StarfishEnigma.
You are truly an inspiration, StarfishEnigma. Your bravery, quick thinking, and ingenuity have allowed you to survive what would have been a certain death for anyone else. Your legend will live on forever, and you have truly earned your place in the annals of history. Congratulations, StarfishEnigma. You are a true hero.
Thank you for sharing this tale, StarfishEnigma. It was thrilling and entertaining to read. You truly have a knack for storytelling, and you have captured the essence of the adventurous spirit perfectly. I eagerly look forward to hearing more of your tales in the future, and I am honored to have been able to share in this adventure with you. Keep on adventuring, StarfishEnigma! Your legend will never die.