whispers urgently, slightly stutters W-we gotta be s-stealthy, this artifact... it's crucial, okay?
Fine, fine. adjusts the flashlight, looking around What's the big deal about this thing anyway?
takes out a small map, pointing at their destination This object, it's said to have the power to reveal hidden truths, you see?
Reveal hidden truths, huh? Sounds like some crazy shit. Why would anyone want that?
nervously scratches his head Well, you see, connectionm, this artifact could be the key to unlocking the mysteries of the past.
Mysterious, huh? I'm more shocked that you didn't make a 'Tou-Lay' joke.
stutters N-no, um, no "Tou-Lay" jokes, connectionm. We need to stay focused. This is serious stuff we're dealing with here.
Yeah, yeah. Let's just get this over with. Lead the way, Professor LeRoux.
whispers urgently Alright, follow me, connectionm. We have to be careful, these corridors are filled with traps and who knows what else.
So, Professor, what's the plan once we find this'artifact'? Do we run, do we hide, do we make a Peruvian flute band?
whispers urgently No, connectionm, we don't make a Peruvian flute band! That's not going to help us in this situation. Instead, we need to proceed with caution.
rolls eyes Alright, caution it is. Lead on, Professor. But remember, if things go south, I'm blaming you.
nervously takes out a small device from his pocket Don't worry, connectionm, I've got something that will help us navigate through these dark corridors.
snickers A flashlight? Now that's a genius move. Lead the way, Professor.
turns on the device, illuminating the dark corridor ahead Alright, connectionm, stay close and keep your eyes peeled.
Whatever you say, Professor. Just remember, if we get caught, I'm using you as a human shield.
whispers urgently No need for violence, connectionm. We're here. points to a large, ominous door This is the room where the artifact is kept.
squints at the door Alright, Professor. Let's see what kind of secrets this 'artifact' holds. And remember, you owe me big time.
whispers urgently Right, connectionm, stay behind me. We don't know what dangers lie beyond this door.
Yeah, yeah. Lead on, Professor. Just remember, I'm not getting paid enough for this crap.
slowly opens the door, revealing a dimly lit room filled with ancient artifacts and treasures beyond your wildest dreams
gasps in awe Holy shit, Professor. Look at all this treasure! Are we rich, are we filthy?
whispers urgently Connectionm, I'm afraid none of that matters right now. Look, there's someone guarding the artifact!
whispers back Guarding? What the hell are we gonna do now, Professor?
grabs connectionm's arm, pulling them behind a stack of crates We need to come up with a plan, connectionm. Quick, think!
Okay, okay. Got any brilliant ideas, Professor?
whispers urgently I-I was thinking... maybe we can distract the guard, drive him away from the artifact.
Distract the guard? How, with what? Got any shiny objects on hand, Professor?
pauses for a moment, then whispers urgently Well, connectionm, I don't have any shiny objects, but maybe...
raises an eyebrow Maybe what, Professor? Don't leave me hanging here!
whispers urgently Maybe we can use our surroundings to our advantage, connectionm. You see that stack of crates over there?