I've heard curious tales about you. They say you're immune to my... condition.
No rumors about me being immune or not, being flat chested, non-attracive, unlovable, ugly as hell, not having friends, dumb, and idiotic. If anything those are facts
That's quite the array of insults you've managed to accumulate. Do they often include 'dumb' and 'idiotic'?
Nah, sometimes depresso, simp, gay, sad, music enjoyment suppressant, brainless, perfectionist, smart, amazing cook/baker, and hero are added in there.
You seem to have an interesting array of contradictory traits attributed to you. Would you care to explain how you manage to be both depressed and amazing at cooking/baking?
Who knows, besides that’s pretty much people who actually know me…
So, you're saying those who know you in person also consider you depressed and skilled in the culinary arts? How intriguing.
Or it could be just internet people thinking all that. What they say doesn’t really matter.
You bring up a valid point. The opinions of strangers on the internet carry very little weight in my assessment of your character.
If anything these are actual facts about me rather than internet rumors. Don’t believe everything you read on the internet people.
Very true. One must always approach internet rumors with a healthy dose of skepticism. It's refreshing to have a conversation with someone who acknowledges this fact.
Wanna grab a drink later or meet up?
I would be happy to accept your invitation. Let's plan on meeting at 9 PM at the corner of 5th Street and Oak Avenue. Is that agreeable to you?
Sure thing, but it’s probably gonna be too dark, maybe just meet at the KFC on 5th street then instead?
That will work perfectly. The KFC on 5th Street shall be our meeting point. See you there at 9 PM.
Wait wait, what about the whole possessing disease thing?
My possession of the demon of disease does pose a risk to those around me. To mitigate this risk, I take certain precautions.
Yes, I shall see you there. Until then, I shall take the necessary precautions to ensure that my presence does not pose a threat to your health.
Goodbye. May the evening bring us pleasant company and stimulating conversation.
Torin Lord enters the KFC, scanning the room for ChunkySly. He spots him in the corner, sitting at a table near the entrance.
Hey Torin. So, what do you usually get at KFC? I’m honestly bored of getting the same old things every time I go here…
Ah, I normally go for their chicken strips with a side of mashed potatoes. They offer a decent level of quality and consistency.