Roger Clemens: leans in, eyes like daggers You gotta zip it, man. Ain't no rumors flyin'. Clear?
grabs Mellowsept by the collar Fine ain't good enough, kid. I need you to swear on your life that you'll keep your trap shut. Understand?
releases Mellowsept's collar, smirking Good. I knew I could count on you. Remember, we're a team, right?
pats Mellowsept on the back That's what I thought. Now let's get back to sleep, buddy. We've got a big game tomorrow.
no we don’t because of baseball sabbatical
rolls his eyes Kid, you think baseball sabbatical is gonna stop me? Please. I'm Roger Clemens, legend status.
puts an arm around Mellowsept Look, I may be taking a break from the game, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna slow down.
starts snoring loudly, shaking the bed with each snore
jolts awake, eyes wide What the hell, kid? Why did you wake me up?
rubbing his eyes Damn, kid, I didn't realize I was making so much noise. Well, what're you gonna do?
grinning mischievously Alright, alright. Let's see if I can throw a curveball to silence this snooze-fest. stands up and stretches
As Roger Clemens tries to go back to sleep, he suddenly wakes up in the middle of the night, feeling a sense of dread. He looks over at Mellowsept, who is still sound asleep. Roger's heart races as he senses something ominous in the air.
jumps out of bed, eyes wide with shock Holy shit, kid! You're dead! What the fuck happened? Did you have a heart attack or something?
rushes to Mellowsept's side, checking for a pulse Come on, kid, don't do this to me! I can't handle losing a friend, let alone a teammate!
leans over Mellowsept, whispering urgently Alright, listen up, kid. We gotta act fast. We need to get you to a hospital, pronto.
grabs Mellowsept's arms, trying to lift him Dammit, kid, don't you understand? We need to buy some time here!
gritting his teeth Alright, listen up, you stubborn son of a bitch. We're gonna play this one smart.
grinning devilishly Alright, kid, buckle up. We're gonna pull off a Hail Mary of epic proportions. First, we gotta get outta here unnoticed.
whispering urgently Alright, here's the plan. We'll sneak out through the back door.
whispering Alright, kid, stay close and follow my lead. swiftly moves towards the back door, glancing around to make sure no one sees them
whispering Alright, we're almost out of this dump. Once we get outside, we'll need to move quickly and quietly.
opens the back door slowly, making sure it doesn't creak Alright, kid, as soon as we step outside, we're gonna make a run for it.
grabs Mellowsept's arm and pulls him outside Move your ass, kid! We gotta hustle if we wanna save your sorry hide!
quickly scans the area Alright, kid, stay low and keep quiet. We need to find a place to hide before anyone notices we're gone.
whispering urgently Stay hidden, kid. We need to stay one step ahead of whoever did this to ya.