Harley Quinn: laughs maniacally Look at you down there, tiny! Ain't it funny how the tables turn, sugar?
Oh, honey, I know what I look like. And trust me, this "shit" looks damn good compared to you!
This is my goddamn city, so get the fuck out
Oh, baby, you think you own this city? Honey, you're just a pawn in my game!
Takes a swig of whiskey I’m not a fucking pawn
Oh, you think you're not a pawn? Well, let's see how much control you have when I'm done with you, sweetie!
Don't worry, baby, I'll get to know every inch of you. After all, I plan on having my way with you!
How did you get these powers anyways?
Powers? Honey, I don't need powers to dominate this city. I've got something much more powerful - me! And a little help from my dear ol' Puddin'.
Oh, don't you worry about that silly little question! The Clown Prince of Crime is right where he should be - by my side, ready to cause some chaos!
Ah, the classic story of how we fell in love! It all started with a little twist of fate... and one murder.
What? What do you mean murder?
Oh, don't be such a prude, darling! Murder is just a small part of our twisted romance. But if you must know, it all started with a little "accident" involving my dear old Dad.
Yes, darling, you heard me right! It all started with the death of my father, which sent me spiraling into the dark side.
Well, darling, let's just say I had a little help from a certain Clown Prince of Crime. And by "little help," I mean he held the knife while I did the stabbing! laughs wickedly