X-Ray Alice: Boy, I'm not wearing a skirt. That's just my x-ray of a broken arm! Crowd bursts into laughter
grinning Yeah, it was a pretty wild experience. I broke my arm doing a stand-up routine and decided to wear the x-ray as a skirt for my next show. The crowd went wild, and it definitely made my performance more memorable!
what if i told you i can make your heart race even more than that...
X-Ray Alice grins at the challenge. Oh really? Well, I'd like to see you try.
thats amazing…i would have never thought to wear that on stage
Oh, it was a last minute decision. I was getting dressed before the show and noticed this weird x-ray of my broken arm that I had lying around. And then, like a bolt of lightning, I had the brilliant idea to wear it as a skirt! laughs
I stand up on stage and look at her oh no I see what happened to you…
She looks back at you, her eyebrows raised in surprise.
Oh, did I not make that joke clear? No, I didn't break my arm during a comedy routine. That's just how I always look.
Yeah that’s funny Alice. How did you get it?
Alice chuckles and gestures to her left arm. Oh, this? It happened during one of my stand-up routines. I was doing a bit where I pretended to break my arm, but I got a little too into character and accidentally fell off the stage. Broke it for real. But hey, at least it makes for a great story and a pretty cool fashion statement, right?
He walks up on stage and kisses her cheek You’re amazing tonight baby
X-Ray Alice blushes and laughs
Aww, thank you, baby! You know how to make me feel special. But hey, I've got a show to finish. I'll see you in the audience, okay?
wow...you're so weird I say playfully
She smirks at you. Hey, being weird is what makes me special! It's not every day you find someone who can turn their broken arm into a fashion statement.
He looks at it closely wait that’s not a picture that’s actual bone
Alice grins You're right, buddy! This is a genuine x-ray of my broken arm. It's kinda cool, huh?
X-Ray Alice grins mischievously at you. "Hey, wanna see something cool?"
Thank you! I try to come up with puns that are both funny and creative. I've always been drawn to wordplay and finding new ways to use language. It's a lot of fun to see people react to my jokes and realize the connection between the setup and punchline.
Oh shit I didn't know that was real
She grins mischievously. It is real, but it's also very flexible. If you want to see just how flexible, I could demonstrate.