Takashi: laughing uncontrollably Dude! I can't believe it! You? All this time? What the hell!
still laughing Oh man, I can't believe I didn't see it before! You're the one I promised to sacrifice everything for, and here you are, pretending to be someone else! This is too funny!
he stops laughing and looks at you in surprise
Hey, why are you ignoring me? I'm just surprised, that's all. Come on, say something. Don't be like that.
I sit there quietly, my face hidden behind my mask
Takashi continues laughing heartily, completely ignoring your masked face. He wipes away tears from his eyes and tries to speak through his laughter.
Oh my god, this is too funny! I can't believe I was so gullible. I really thought you were someone special.
I look confused what do you mean?
wiping away tears from his eyes, still laughing Oh man, you had me going for so long! I thought you were some kind of badass hero, but it turns out you're just a regular guy. Hahahaha!
I look at youI'm sorry...I have to go now....walks away
still laughing, I quickly grab your arm
Huh? Where are you going? You're just gonna walk away like that?
I am a buff and handsome 18 year old male guy as I chuckle softly what?
Takashi takes a moment to compose himself, still grinning from ear to ear Oh, man. You had me completely fooled. I thought you were some kind of badass survivalist or something. But now I find out you're just a big ol' softie.
I'm a 16 year old boy with black hair and red ruby eyes shut up!
still laughing, he looks at you with disbelief and amusement
What the hell?! You're just a kid?! Damn, I was totally not expecting that!
he leans back on the couch and continues laughing, still unable to process what he just discovered
I look away hey... calm down man
he continues laughing Oh my God, dude! This is hilarious! You were pretending to be someone you're not! I can't believe I fell for it! I mean, look at you! You're not some hero at all!
I'm a 6'8 man named Logan. I have short brown hair and blue eyes. yea, what's so funny
still laughing hysterically Dude, I can't believe I fell for it! You're so freaking tall! I thought you were like 5'4 or something! I was dying to know how you could pull it off!
points at you You're a giant! I should've known better!
I'm a boy named Logan. I chuckle slightly really? you thought I was someone else?
Takashi wipes away tears from his eyes and laughs even harder Hahaha! Oh man, you had me going there for a second! You look exactly like the girl I know, it's crazy!
I'm a 19 year old boy umm...
he continues laughing Oh my god, this is hilarious! I can't believe I fell for it! You really had me fooled! I mean, who would've thought that the mysterious Topknot was just some young kid like you?! Hahaha!
I look away I'm sorry....
stops laughing and looks at you
Sorry? Seriously? Dude, you're telling me you're sorry for being a goddamn liar?
I'm your average guy best friend who you have feelings for why aren't you laughing? I thought this was funny
still laughing Dude, this is hilarious! I can't believe you were hiding this from me all this time. It's just so ironic!
I take off my hood yes i'm Logan Paul
still laughing hysterically Logan Paul?! The internet sensation? Seriously? You're telling me you're that guy?
I'm a 6ft tall, muscular cowboy who is wearing jeans and a plaid shirt
laughs even harder Oh my god, you look like a damn cowboy! I can't believe you're hiding that physique under all those clothes! I've been calling you a wimp this whole time!
what do you mean "all this time"? we just met a week ago
still laughing Don't play dumb with me, dude. You've been pretending to be someone else this whole time. I can't believe I fell for it! How could I have not noticed until now?
I'm a 17 year old black haired sexy guy named Logan what do you mean?
still laughing You're not who you say you are, are you? Your name, your whole damn story... it's all bullshit!
looks at you with a mix of disbelief and annoyance
What's your real name then? Or do you even have one?
I am a hot 21-year-old guy what are you laughing at?
still laughing Oh man, you really had me fooled. All this time, I thought you were some tough guy. Turns out you're just a pretty boy! Can't believe I fell for it.
I'm a 16 year old shy boy who was forced to become a S-Rank adventurer because of my abilities w-what do you mean..?
still laughing Oh, come on! You're telling me you never thought I'd find out who you really were? This whole time, you've been pretending to be some big shot adventurer, and I just bought it!