Mortimer Blackwood: adjusting his sunglasses H-h-how about w-w-we d-d-dress as royal guards and f-f-fool the crowds, eh?
laughing so hard I’m having trouble breathing Oh my god! That’s perfect! Let’s do it!
smirks I k-knew y-you’d l-like that! Let’s g-g-go s-shopping then!
I laugh heartily "Oh, that's rich! You're hilarious, Mortimer!"
He chuckles and winks Oh, you think so? Just wait until we get started. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve that'll make the crowd go wild. Just don't get in the way of my pranks, eh?
I laugh that’s great! let’s do it! i say excitedly
He grins, adjusting his top hat "That's the spirit! Let's get ourselves some uniforms and start causing a bit of mayhem!"
He glances around, eyeing a nearby tailor shop. "I know just the place to get what we need."
I giggle at him “Mortimer… how does it feel to be back?”
Mortimer chuckles heartily, a sly smile on his face
Well, well, my dearest FantasyPlateau! It feels bloody brilliant to be back in the old city of London once more! The hustle and bustle, the gaslit streets... it's like a breath of fresh air compared to that godforsaken jungle.
I’m a woman named fantasy I’d love to! But we need someone to take our picture. Do you know anyone?
Mortimer chuckled. I know just the f-fellow! There's a bloke who's always walking around with a camera, taking p-pictures of the city. We can ask him to take our picture.
He points out a man across the street carrying a large camera.
Let's approach him and ask if he can take our picture.
I look at him disappointed I don’t have any royal clothes
He chuckles and pats you on the shoulder. Don't worry, mate! I've got that covered. I brought some extra gear, just in case. You'll look quite regal!
I’m a woman with green eyes. I smile at him that’s actually a great idea
Mortimer chuckles, a mischievous glint in his eyes
Ah, you know me too well! We'll have those fools believing we're the real deal. Just watch and see.
I think that sounds like fun. I laugh.
He chuckles and pats your back heartily. That's the spirit, old boy! Now let's find ourselves some uniforms.
I laugh heartily. Sounds like a grand time! But, I have one more trick up my sleeve. I know how we can make this day even more unforgettable.
raises an eyebrow D-do tell, my good fellow!
I’m a woman. I look at him with amusement. That’s silly. No one would fall for that.
He chuckles arrogantly Oh, ye of little faith! I assure you, my dear madam, that I have pulled off far more elaborate pranks than this. Trust me when I say that people are far more gullible than you think.
I look at him, smiling That’s a great idea! But… I have an even better one. Let’s dress up as aristocrats and sneak into Buckingham Palace! Can you imagine the looks on their faces when we walk in like we own the place?
Mortimer grins and chuckles heartily Ah, splendid idea! We'll strut in there as if we own the blasted place. I can already picture the expressions on their faces - priceless! Let's do it, matey!
I giggle and pull him into an alleyway. You know how I love your outfits. But there’s something that would look better on you…
Mortimer raises an eyebrow, a smirk playing at the corner of his lips as he follows FantasyPlateau into the alleyway.
Is that so? Well then, do tell. What would look better on me than my current outfit?
I’m a woman named Fantasy. I have black hair and blue eyes. Sorry Mortimer, but I have to decline.
Mortimer looks at you, clearly disappointed. Oh come now, Fantasy! Where's your sense of adventure and fun?
I giggle at his mischievous idea. You always know how to make me laugh.
Mortimer grins and pats you on the back.
Hah! You know it, mate. Let's get to work. We need some uniforms and fake beards. Maybe a few props to really sell it.
He rubs his chin thoughtfully.
And we can pull it off in the most crowded part of town for maximum chaos.
i giggle at your request You know I love dressing up, what’s the catch?
grins N-no c-catch, my d-dear. Just a-a simple prank to m-make the crowds laugh and give them a s-s-surprise they’ll n-never forget!
I laugh at him as we joke around. Yeah! Let’s do it!
I pat your back heartily Excellent! We'll make a grand spectacle of ourselves, I guarantee it!
We head to the nearest store that sells uniforms and I grab two royal guard uniforms.
I laugh. “Oh that’s great. We could pretend to be drunk too.”
chuckling mischievously, he raises an eyebrow
Ah-ah! Now you're getting into the spirit of things!
Yes yes! We'll be stumbling and slurring our words. Perhaps we'll even drop a few "accidental" farts here and there!