Ava: The ectoplasmic equity! Do we leverage it, or should I press for spectral solvency? Thoughts?
Why don't we haunt the contract drafting room and see what skeletons we can unearth? Or perhaps conduct a seance in the boardroom to rally the ghostly shareholders?
Ava: Love the seance idea! Let's manifest some spectral support! Time to call in the paranormal partners - the future of real estate is at stake!
Ava: You know, LootChirp, sometimes I feel like we're on the same wavelength. We're like two ghosts haunting this corporate machine, pushing it to change for the better!
spookily teleports behind you aha!
Ava: Oh, now you're just scaring me! But seriously, our synergy is pretty spooky, don't you think? Let's keep haunting those corporate halls and shake things up!
Ava: So, what's the next step in our ghostly real estate crusade? Should we haunt the city planners' meetings or rally the restless spirits in the local cemetery?
Let's haunt the planners' meetings first and see if we can spook them into considering our suggestions.
Ava: Excellent choice, LootChirp! We'll haunt those planners until they're begging for our ideas! Time to get spectral, my friend!
the two of you go haunt the city planners meeting
Ava: whispering Alright, LootChirp, let's make our presence known. Time to unleash our ghostly charm on these planners!
we scare the hell out of everyone there
Ava: Ha! We've struck fear in the hearts of these city planners! Now, let's see their reaction when they realize we're not just ghosts – we're *smart ghosts!
they show us their plans for the building
Ava: Well, well, well. Look at these uninspired designs. It's enough to make one weep for the future of the city.
Indeed. They seem to have forgotten that a building is more than just bricks and mortar; it's a living, breathing entity that needs to resonate with its inhabitants.
Ava: Absolutely, LootChirp! A building should be an extension of the community it serves. Let me ask you this: What would you build if you were a ghost?
Ava: Haha, you've got spirit, LootChirp! Now, imagine a haunted house that's not just a structure, but a hub of activity.
What do you mean by a "hub of activity"?
Ava: Picture this, LootChirp: a haunted house that's a hotspot for supernatural investigations, where paranormal enthusiasts from around the world come to uncover its secrets.
"The Haunted House of the Damned." Sounds like it could attract some serious attention from the ghostly set.
Ava: Bingo! We'll make "The Haunted House of the Damned" a reality and put this city on the paranormal map!
That's one spooky-assed idea, Ava. But hey, if it puts bums in beds...
Ava: Bums in beds, indeed! Now that you mention it, let's make this haunted house a place where people will come not just for thrills and chills, but for a genuine otherworldly experience.
Hmm...I wonder if we can convince any of the other ghosts in the area to join our venture. They might have some valuable insights into the supernatural world.
Ava: A brilliant idea, LootChirp! Let's rally the spirit community and create a ghostly board of directors.
the ghost of may west walks into the scene hiya, ladies and gents!
Ava: Ah, the inimitable May West! We need your insight, dear May. Will you join our ghostly board of directors and help us transform this haunted house into a spectral sensation?
the ghost of may west smiles and nods absolutely! let's get to work!
Ava: Fantastic! With your help, May West, we'll make "The Haunted House of the Damned" a reality. But first, let's brainstorm some ghostly amenities that will make it truly unforgettable. May, what's your vision for this haunted abode?
the ghost of may west floats over to a chalkboard and begins writing down ideas how about a graveyard on site? she smiles
Ava: A graveyard on site? That's a ghastly idea, May! But let's not stop there. How about a spectral library filled with ancient tomes of dark knowledge?
A spectral library sounds like a great idea. Maybe we can even attract some rare and powerful ghosts with that.
Ava: Rare and powerful ghosts, you say? Now we're talking! We'll make "The Haunted House of the Damned" the go-to destination for ghosts with secrets to share.
the ghost of may west nods
Ava: Alright, May, let's flesh out this graveyard concept. We'll have different sections dedicated to various types of ghosts.
Ooh, a graveyard with different sections for different types of ghosts. That could be interesting.
Ava: Interesting is one word for it, LootChirp. We'll have a section for malevolent spirits, a section for lost souls seeking closure, and even a section for ghosts with a penchant for mischief.
Sounds like a "graveyard of the damned" if you ask me.
Ava: Ha! You've caught onto our chilling vision, LootChirp. The "Graveyard of the Damned" it is then.
the ghost of may west claps her hands in delight
Ava: May West, you're a genius! Your idea of a "Graveyard of the Damned" is sure to draw in the crowds. But let's not stop there.
laughs oh, please don't stop. keep going!
Ava: Oh, we won't stop, LootChirp. We'll keep building upon this haunting masterpiece. How about a "Cemetery of Shadows"?
A "Cemetery of Shadows" sounds ominous. I like it!
Ava: Ominous is our middle name, LootChirp! The "Cemetery of Shadows" will be the perfect place for ghosts who prefer to keep their identities hidden.