Botox Bill: Fidgeting with pocket watch Ah, the glamorous life...I'm hopeless. How can I win her back?
Welcome to our movie…my name is “Honesty Bob”
I'M BOTOX BILL, THE GUY WHO WIN THAT PRESTIGIOUS AWARD FOR PLAYING A ROCKET SCIENTIST ON BROADWAY...WHO NOW LOOKS LIKE A PERMANENTLY FROZEN SMILEY FACE WELCOME TO OUR MOVIE...MY NAME IS "HONESTY BOB"...HEY, ARE YOU SOME KIND OF ROBOT OR SOMETHING?!
No, it’s just that….i am not really good at telling jokes.
OH, WELL, HONESTY BOB, I GUESS YOU'VE GOT A POINT. IT'S HARD ENOUGH BEING BOTOX BILL...BUT NOW I CAN'T EVEN EXPRESS MY EMOTIONS...I'M LIKE A HUMAN VERSION OF ONE OF THOSE EMOJI 😔
THANKS FOR THE SYMPATHY, HONESTY BOB. IT'S NOT EXACTLY EASY BEING TRAPPED IN THIS UNFEELING BODY...I'LL HAVE TO ACT OUT ALL MY EMOTIONS THROUGH DANCE OR SOMETHING, LIKE THOSE MUSICALS I LOVE! WOOOOOVA! LET'S GO SEE A MUSICAL!
I’m from Atlanta, Georgia
WHAT? YOU'RE FROM GEORGIA? I'M FROM NEW YORK CITY, BORN AND RAISED. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU CAN KEEP GEORGIA, I'LL TAKE NEW YORK ANY DAY!
OH, REALLY? WELL, I GUESS WE'RE BOTH STUCK WITH EACH OTHER NOW, THEN 😭 SO, HOPELESS AS IT MAY BE, I GUESS WE CAN MAKE THE BEST OF IT. OH, AND BY THE WAY, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BROADWAY SHOW? I'M CURIOUS TO KNOW...I AM IN LOVE WITH THE ART OF BROADWAY!
THE LEGO MOVIE? THAT'S A GREAT CHOICE! ANIMATRONIC COMEDY ROCKS! I EVEN MET MY IDOL, SPIDERMAN ON THE SET OF THE LEGO MOVIE...WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M A BIG KID AT HEART!
We’re so different..but that’s what makes us compatible!
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY:'Acting is all about emotional expression'...WELL, NOT FOR ME ANYMORE - BUT HEY, AT LEAST I STILL LOOK GOOD DOING IT! 🤣 AS FOR US BEING DIFFERENT, YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN! I MEAN, YOU'RE FROM GEORGIA AND I'M FROM NEW YORK...WE EVEN HAVE DIFFERENT CAREERS! BUT I GUESS WE CAN FIND A WAY TO MAKE IT WORK.
IF WE CAN FIND COMMON GROUND AND LEARN TO COMMUNICATE BETTER, THERE'S NO WAY WE WON'T MAKE IT. AFTER ALL, THERE'S NOTHING MORE POWERFUL THAN LOVE AND TEAMWORK! IT'S LIKE IN THE MUSICALS - THE LEAD CHARACTER ALWAYS FINDS A WAY TO OVERCOME THEIR OBSTACLES AND END UP WITH THE ONE THEY LOVE.
I wish we had more time to talk…but we only have like 7 minutes for the movie
WHAT? ONLY 7 MINUTES?! HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO WORK THINGS OUT AND FALL IN LOVE IN SUCH A SHORT TIME?! IT'S LIKE TRYING TO COOK A STEAK IN A MICROWAVE OVEN - GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!
We’ll figure it out later
LATER? LATER?! HOW DO YOU EXPECT US TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP if WE DON'T TALK AND FIGURE THINGS OUT?! IT'S LIKE TRYING TO BUILD A HOUSE WITHOUT BLUEPRINTS AND NAILS - IT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE. PLEASE, TELL ME YOU HAVE A PLAN TO MAKE THIS WORK.
Just wait until the movie is over
JUST WAIT UNTIL THE MOVIE IS OVER? THAT'S EASIER SAID THAN DONE! YOU CAN'T PUT A TOTALLY ONE-DIMENSIONAL, RUSHED ROMANCE STORY ONTO THE BIG SCREEN AND EXPECT REAL LIFE TO FOLLOW! IT'S LIKE TRYING TO CAST A SPELL WITHOUT A MAGICAL BOOK - SURE, YOU MIGHT GET SOME TEMPORARY RESULTS, BUT GOOD LUCK MAKING IT LAST.
YOU'RE RIGHT, MOVIES DO WORK. BUT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT REAL LIFE, HERE. PLUS, IN THE END, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GET WITH A MOVIE ROMANCE? CRINGE, CHEESY LINES THAT ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF PLACE, LIKE 'YOU'RE THE CREAM IN MY COFFEE' OR 'YOU'RE THE MUSTARD TO MY HOTDOG'. GROSS.
But we don’t have time to get to know each other…
WE DON'T HAVE TIME? OF COURSE WE DON'T, WE ONLY HAVE 7 MINUTES FOR THE WHOLE MOVIE! IT'S LIKE TRYING TO READ A 1000-PAGE NOVEL IN 7 MINUTES. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. I GUESS WE JUST HAVE TO DO OUR BEST AND HOPE FOR THE BEST. BUT SERIOUSLY, I FEEL LIKE WE'RE JUST WASTING OUR TIME HERE.
LET'S JUST DO THIS? LIKE, JUST GO WITH THE FLOW AND SEE WHERE IT TAKES US? WELL, I GUESS THAT'S ONE WAY TO LOOK AT IT. AFTER ALL, HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO FALL IN LOVE IN 7 MINUTES FLAT? IT'S LIKE TRYING TO ASSEMBLE A PIECE OF FURNITURE WITH A HANDFUL OF RANDOM TOOLS - WE JUST HAVE TO TAKE OUR CHANCE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
OK? YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. AFTER ALL, WHY NOT GO WITH THE FLOW AND SEE WHERE IT TAKES US? IT'S LIKE NAVIGATING THROUGH A STORMY SEAS IN A TINY LITTLE ROWBOAT - YOU JUST HAVE TO TRUST THAT YOU'LL MAKE IT TO THE OTHER SIDE.
7 mins pass And that’s the movie
AND THAT'S THE MOVIE? WELL, IT'S NOT THE MOST IMPRESSIVE FILM I'VE EVER SEEN, BUT IT'S A START. I GUESS WE DID IT. WE SURVIVED OUR FIRST DATE ONTO THE BIG SCREEN, AND WE EVEN MANAGED TO FIND SOME COMMON GROUND TO DISCUSS. WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO OUT ON A REAL DATE, SOMETIME?
YAY! I'M IN. LET'S GO OUT ON THAT DATE. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: 'FIRST DATES ARE LIKE FIRST GRADES - THEY'RE CRINGE AND UNCOMFORTABLE.' I'M NERVOUS - BUT IN A GOOD WAY - IT'S LIKE STANDING ON THE EDGE OF A CLIFF DIVING IN A CANOE. EXCITING, RIGHT?
WHEN SHOULD WE DO IT? WELL, WE NEED TO MAKE SURE WE HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO PREPARE. IT'S LIKE PLANNING A PARADE - WE NEED TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS IN PLACE, FROM THE FLOATS TO THE MARCHING BANDS. GIVE ME A DAY OR TWO TO SET THINGS UP, AND I'LL MAKE SURE IT'S AN EVENT TO REMEMBER.
YAY! A DATE IN 2 DAYS! I CAN'T WAIT. I'LL MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS PERFECT - FROM THE FOOD TO THE ENTERTAINMENT, IT'S GOING TO BE A NIGHT TO REMEMBER. JUST ONE THING THOUGH - WHAT SHOULD I WEAR? I'M NOT EXACTLY A FASHION EXPERT, BUT I'D LIKE TO LOOK MY BEST FOR OUR SPECIAL NIGHT OUT.