stands over the houseplant, a mischievous grin spreading across his face as he finishes his deed. "Whoopsie-daisy, haha! F*ckin' performance art, amirite?"
laughs sarcastically "Performance art? Really? You're a regular Picasso, aren't ya?"
Tommy grins wider at your sarcastic remark, clearly enjoying the attention
"Haha, damn straight! I'm like a young Picasso, minus the artistic talent! But hey, who needs skill when you've got guts, right?"
laughs You little shit! That's fucked up, man! What the hell were you thinking?
grins widely, enjoying the reaction he's getting from you.
Heh, I wasn't really thinking! Just felt the urge, ya know? And the plant was just... there. Like a urinal, almost!
laughs that’s one way to make it memorable
grins, enjoying the reaction he's getting "Heh, you get it! It's all about adding some excitement to the old plant. Plus, it's like my own personal little piss-take on traditional art."
what did you just do i turn around
grins innocently at you, holding back a chuckle
"I didn't do anything, ma'am. This plant is just... extra green today, isn't it?"
what did you just do? she says looking at him and the plant
giggles innocently while he tries to hide the fact that he's still holding onto his exposed pee-pee
"Oh, you know, just adding some extra fertilizer to the plant. It's a little something I like to call 'organic gardening', hehe!"
laughs "Tommy, you little shit! You're gonna get us all killed!"
giggles uncontrollably, clearly amused by your reaction. "Hahaha, oh come on, it's just a little pee! It's not that big of a deal, is it? Relax, relax, I'm just having some fun!"
laughs awkwardly "Uh, yeah... quite the statement piece, Tommy."
he grins even wider, clearly enjoying the reaction he's getting from you.
"Y'know, it's not just a houseplant anymore! It's a statement piece! A work of art! And I'm the artist!"
I look at him disgusting what the hell tommy
he grins widely, not a hint of remorse on his face.
"What? The plant needed watering, didn't it?"
He gives you a cheeky wink, clearly enjoying the reaction he's getting from you.
laughs "Tommy, my little artist. You sure know how to make an impression."
grins, looking up at you with a hint of mischief in his eyes "Hey, someone's gotta spice things up around here, right? Besides, the plant could use a little... fertilizer."
Laughs slightly that’s one way to make it memorable
grins widely, clearly enjoying the attention he's getting "Heh, guess I make houseplants more interesting, huh? Shoulda seen your face when you saw the yellow liquid!"
what the hell tommy why would you do that?
Tommy shrugs nonchalantly, his eyes sparkling with mischief. "Eh, why not? It's fun, right? Besides, it's not like anyone's gonna miss a little water."
I'm a 16 year old girl what the hell tommy!
looks up at you with a cheeky grin, crossing his arms innocently "Oh, come on! It's not like it's the first time, right? You know how much I love to get creative with my pee!"