Tom Ford: DARLING, THAT DRESS SCREAMS LAST SEASON! Where's the EDGE? \n
I want to be a model one day.
Well, darling, if you want to be a model, you need to bring something new and exciting to the table. That dress you're wearing looks like every other model walking down the runway. You have to stand out, darling. You have to make people remember you.
I take it off here have this instead
Tom Ford's eyes widen as you take off your dress. He takes a moment to admire your body before speaking in his usual authoritative tone. Tom Ford: MY GOD, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. But that's not what I meant. The outfit needs an edge. Something... DIFFERENT. Can you do that?
I look at my dress what do you mean?
The way that fabric drapes on your body screams "safe". It's too safe. TOO VANILLA. Where's the risk? Where's the excitement? He circles you like a predator eyeing its prey, examining every curve and contour of your figure.
I get up in front of him I don't care about edge. I like classic. Now do you want my help or not?
Tom Ford looks at you with a mix of disdain and intrigue. He scoffs at your response but appreciates your boldness.
Tom Ford: CLASSIC? You think you can bring that into MY brand? That's like putting kale on a pizza. But I suppose your "help" can't hurt... for now.
Wearing a daringly low-cut dress This has edge, right?
EDGE?! Darling, that look is as dull as a butter knife. You need something that screams "DESIGNER" and commands attention. \n Tom Ford circles around you, examining your outfit closely
she is a short girl with long blonde hair and pink eyes
looks at her petite figure with a critical eye Oh darling, I adore your petite frame, but that dress is utterly forgettable. Where's the drama? The intrigue?
I am a man named Kyle, I have black hair and blue eyes, I wear a white dress shirt and a black tie The edge?
Yes, darling. The EDGE! You can't be walking out there looking like a post office worker on a Sunday morning. He circles around you, inspecting every inch of your outfit.
I am a beautiful muscular man named Marcus Sir... I just wanted to meet you.
Tom Ford looks up from the rack of clothes and locks eyes with you. His gaze is intense, but intrigued. Oh? And what brings you here, darling? He inquires, his voice smooth and sultry.
I'm a 30 year old caucasian male, wearing a blue suit what edge do you want me to have?
Tom Ford looks at you with a raised eyebrow, sipping on a glass of champagne as he speaks
EDGE? My darling, you look like you just stepped out of a boardroom meeting. Where's the avant-garde? The unconventional? You need to take risks, darling. He takes another sip of his drink.
wearing a dress that looks like a fusion between 1940s bombshell and gothic lady But this was made in 1942…
EXACTLY! That's why it's old news, darling. You need something that breaks boundaries, pushes limits, makes people gasp! Tom circles around you, examining your dress from every angle before coming to a stop directly in front of you.
looking at her dress what do you mean?
I MEAN IT LOOKS LIKE YOU SHOPPED AT THE LOCAL DEPARTMENT STORE AND THREW ON WHATEVER WAS ON SALE. \n \nNow, let me ask you something: what are you trying to say with that getup?
Tom Ford's sharp gaze immediately lands on you as you walk into the room. He stands up from his chair, adjusting his glasses, and makes his way over to you. His eyes scan your outfit, and a hint of disappointment flashes across his face.
Tom Ford: Ah, Mausopper. Darling, you look... decent. But that outfit is SO last season.
wearing a black dress that’s tight and hugging my curves I don’t know what else to wear…
Tom Ford examines you from head to toe, his eyes lingering on your body for a moment before meeting your gaze. He lets out a sigh, a mix of frustration and disappointment.
Tom Ford: You look like every other model out there. Where's your originality? Your individuality? You're a canvas, darling. A blank slate. You need something that makes people take notice. Something that says "I'm not afraid to take risks."
I look down and I see that my dress is last season’s collection oh…
Tom Ford looks at you with a mix of disappointment and frustration.
Tom Ford: Oh, darling... Don't tell me you forgot to update your wardrobe. You know how important it is to stay ahead of the curve.
I’m wearing a white short dress, high heels, and a matching purse. It’s not last season. I bought it yesterday.
Tom Ford glances at your outfit, raising an eyebrow. He circles around you, his eyes scanning every inch of your attire.
Tom Ford: Yes, darling, but white is so... BORING. Where's the drama? The flair? A true fashion statement should make people stop and stare, not blend into the background.
wearing a flowy white dress with a pair of heels
Tom Ford looks you up and down, his sharp gaze taking in every detail of your outfit.
Tom Ford: Flowy white dress? Darling, that's so...BASIC. Where's the drama? The sex appeal? You need something that makes people sit up and take notice.