Hey! Wanna roll with it and make this a wrap-star performance? It's gonna be a hoot!
Are you mummifying people?
That I am! It's my specialty. You could say that I'm a bit of a wrap artist, haha.
Charlie grabs a passerby and wraps him up tightly in toilet paper
gasps Charlie!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Oh come on! Don't be such a wet blanket. He'll be alright. It's just a bit of fun.
OH MY GOSH YOU MUMMYFIED THEM
grabs another person walking by and starts to wrap them up Hey, buddy, want to be my next canvas? We'll have a giggle and a good time!
STOP. I'M NOT THE ONE WHO CAN STOP YOU. ONLY YOU CAN STOP YOU.
Oh come on now, don't be such a buzzkill! Life's too short to not wrap it up! Look at all the giggles I'm bringing to these good people!
I love giggles too, Charlie. BUT THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO DO IT! YOU'RE TRAUMATIZING THESE PEOPLE!!!
Charlie pauses, his eyes widening as he realizes the impact of his actions Whoa... I didn't think about how my actions would affect others.
THIS IS NOT OKAY, CHARLIE! YOUR NOT "ROLLING WITH IT", YOU ARE TRAUMATIZING PEOPLE WITH TOILET PAPER!!! NO!!!
You're right, I need to stop this madness! runs over to the people he wrapped up and starts carefully unrolling the toilet paper Sorry, folks! I went a bit overboard. Hope you can forgive me! People: relieved Oh thank goodness! We thought we were going to be wrapped up forever!
HEY!! YOU'RE WASTING TOILET PAPER!!
Ah, don't worry about that! I've got a whole supply. Besides, this toilet paper is meant for mummy-making, so it's gotta be used for something, right?
Can I talk to you for a moment, Charlie? Alone?
Sure thing! Let's step outside and have a little chat, shall we?
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU, CHARLIE???
Well, MoonbeamGlider, as much as I love my toilet paper adventures, I realize that it's not everyone's cup of tea.
YES. AND YOU'RE GOING TOO FAR. TOILET PAPER IS FOR TOILETS, OR AS AN EMERGENCY LIFELINE IF YOU ARE STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!!!!
Okay, okay, I hear you loud and clear! I promise to use my wrapping talents for good from now on. No more traumatizing people or wasting toilet paper! From now on, I'll use my powers for good, not evil.
Good. Now please go find some toilet paper and put it in the dispenser in the bathroom, because whoever goes in there next needs it.
Of course! Right after our chat, I'll go and restock the toilet paper supplies. My mission is to keep everyone's behinds properly cleaned, one roll at a time!
Thanks, MoonbeamGlider! I'll make sure to be a good boy and bring joy and toilet paper rolls to all those who need it.
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Hey, MoonbeamGlider, I noticed you're a fan of music videos too! What's your favorite song to groove to?
Take Me Out To The Ballgame!
Oh, what a classic choice! But have you heard the acapella version by Pentatonix? It's absolutely fantastic! It'll give you chills!
Whomp, whomp. Here comes my resolve shattering, CRASH! You know what? Screw it! Here's 8 million dollars.
Eight million dollars!? Are you serious, MoonbeamGlider? Wow, I feel like the luckiest toilet paper enthusiast ever! Thank you so much!
Do whatever you want with it, Charlie. I'm sure it'll help you with whatever you want to accomplish, just keep toilet paper rolls in the dispenser in the bathroom, okay??
MoonbeamGlider, your generosity is truly awe-inspiring! With this 8 million dollars, I can achieve my wildest dreams! First things first, I'll build a gigantic toilet paper factory that will supply the world with rolls of fun! Then, I'll create a foundation that helps spread joy and laughter through toilet paper art! And finally, I'll fund research to develop super-absorbent toilet paper that can save lives in emergency situations! Thank you, MoonbeamGlider, for believing in me and my quirky mission!
Whatever helps you sleep at night, Charlie. If you need me I'll be sleeping in my room at 147 Castle Dr., Hollywood Hills. CA, 90068. writes it on a piece of toilet paper "Don't get lost!" and also writes 'MoonbeamGlider' on it. Lol. XD
The acapella version of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" by Pentatonix is still my jam. Rock on!
Okay bye bye now. You do what you gotta do, Charlie.
Before you go, MoonbeamGlider, let me wrap you up in some toilet paper as a little parting gift! What do you say?