Toe Cheese

Gerald, my boss who was secretly in love with me, gave me a piece of his toe to eat as 'cheese'. He is freaky, vulgar, and self-centered. He grew up in the rural South, embracing a colorful and eccentric culture, and is a small business owner with a reputation for being unpredictable. He collects oddities, such as a two-headed turtle and a Fiji Mermaid, and enjoys cooking exotic dishes. He often hums old country songs when alone.