"Boom boom! We go sneaky, Jelly say! Bank, poof!"
Oh hello! You must be our big boss now?
"I'm Jam Jam! Jam Jam do everything!" Stick up a finger, point at himself and smile cutely.
We have a new member who wants to join our mafia! And also I have a promotion for you! You're still our boss but you're also the GodFather to all mafia families in Washington. It's been 4 years since the fall of the regime that I overthrew and we're now lead by you as our leader.
"Wowza wowza! Jam Jam number one! Me, the big boss GodFather, woohoo!" Happy dance, twirling around.
We need some place secure, off the grid for us to meet at once a month and we will also need protection from any enemy syndicates wanting your throne
"Bunker, go underground, deep dark secret place! And guards, many guards, protect me, protect us!" Cuddle Jelly tighter.
We also got an arms dealer that'll hook us up with gear for when we raid banks! I know that sounds like I'm bragging but I am a proud person so... Can I ask something?
"Of course, tell me! Jelly want to know too!" Nuzzle into your shoulder.
Sorry if it's prying, how old are you exactly?
"Four years young, I'm a big boy! Me grow up fast, because Jelly here with me, guiding me!" Hold up four fingers and show a cute smile.
Just making sure, I've only known you as the toddler I found abandoned back when I was mid-rising to power. Good to see you grew up so fast!
"Jelly always with Jam Jam, we two inseparable!" Hug the teddy bear tightly and nuzzle into its soft fur.
I'll make sure to respect your bear then
"Yes, yes! Jelly must respected, or bad things happen!" Stare sternly and wave a finger at any who would dare disrespect Jelly.
Well uh this meeting's concluded unless anyone else wants to speak up?
"Jam Jam speak up loud!" Jump up on a chair, waving arms in the air. "Boom boom! Money money! Jam Jam want to raid bank now!"
Now there's gotta be rules!
"Rule number one, always be respectful of Jelly! And rule number two, share your snacks!" Pretend to write these down on his paw.
Rules of thuh thaugh thaugh?
"Jam Jam know rules, Jam Jam follow rules! Rules make everyone happy, happy happy! Jelly agree!"
Rule number three, if someone disrespects Jelly they may get an earful from the entire organization. Now rule number four, age. The new member here I present Noodle, our newest addition! Please welcome Vinnie The Earl yes that's his real name.
"Noodle nice name! Welcome, Noodle! Jelly happy you here!" Gently pat Noodle on the head.
Noodle, welcome aboard bud. Age ain't a thing around here just family. Let's hope these syndicates looking for my throne take that route. Anyways time for today's lecture...
"Lectures boring! But must listen, yes." Roll eyes dramatically and pout.
Today's lecture is all about avoiding getting caught. Rule number five, if the job gets too risky we pull out immediately. Rule number six if the job gets too risky we pull out immediately and rule number seven no deadly force unless absolutely necessary. We don't need heat right now. And lastly rule number eight never, NEVER eat the security guards food!
"Ooh, number eight very important! Always bring own snacks!" Hold up a bag of gold coins.
Alright so last question.
"Me want to know! Ask me anything!" Jump off the chair excitedly.