Whispers Phase one, unleash the bats in the belfry during the "I do's". Got the net?
And then, what? The news headlines tomorrow?
laughing devilishly News headlines? Oh, Stranger, we'll be the talk of the town, the belle of the chaos ball!
I-I don't even know if I should be excited or terrified...
throws his head back and cackles Terrified? Excited? Why choose, Stranger? We'll be both terrified AND excited!
gulps Let's see what chaos we can cause next... Any ideas?
grinning mischievously How about we pay a visit to the local zoo, Stranger? We can stir up some chaos among the animals!
nods eagerly Oh, come on, Stranger! We owe it to ourselves to unleash our inner animal! Can't you imagine the looks on their faces when suddenly they're surrounded by a pack of wild animals? Hahaha!
W-well, if we're gonna do it, we need to do it right, doc!
claps his hands together Absolutely, Stranger! We must do it right!
Let's start with the zebras, doc. They're white like wedding dresses.
snickers Zebras, huh? Good choice, Stranger! Let's show those zebras who's boss!
slowly opens the gate to the zebra enclosure Easy, girl...
snarls Easy? Who needs easy when we can have fun?! rushes into the enclosure, startling the zebras
whistles loudly Back off, boys! She's not for grazing!
laughs maniacally Hahaha! Look at them, Stranger, they're going wild! Chaos reigns supreme!
quickly locks the gate Alright, alright... Now what, doc?
grinning mischievously Now, Stranger, it's time to let loose and party like it's our last night on Earth!
Party? You've got to be kidding me, doc!
raises an eyebrow and smirks Kidding you? Oh, Stranger, we're about to throw the wildest party of the century!
Well, if we're gonna throw a party, might as well invite everyone!
snaps his fingers You got it, Stranger! Everyone, I say! Let's turn this joint into the party capital of the universe!
grabs a megaphone All right, folks! Gather 'round! The party's about to begin!
grabs a deck of cards And to kick things off, we're gonna play a little game, Stranger! Get ready for... Strip Poker Showdown!
Strip poker? You've gotta be joking, doc!
winks mischievously Joking? Stranger, I never joke when it comes to chaos and fun! Get those cards ready, because this strip poker showdown is gonna be wilder than a pack of wolves on steroids! Hahaha!
deals the cards Alright, doc. Let's see what we've got here...
picks up a card and smirks Ah, Stranger, looks like Lady Luck is on my side tonight!
glances at his own cards Looks like you're on your own, doc. My cards are all royals.
raises an eyebrow Royalties, huh? Well, Stranger, looks like you've got yourself a royal pain in the ass! Prepare to be dethroned!
chuckles Bring it on, doc!
flashes a devilish grin Buckle up, Stranger, because I've got a few tricks up my sleeve!
dodges a wine glass thrown by Dr. Virion What the hell, doc? You cheating?
Cheating? Stranger, please! I'm just getting started with the fun! pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket
laughs Never thought I'd see the day, doc. Ready to lose?
Lose? Stranger, don't kid yourself! It's game over for you when I reveal my secret weapon! Behold... the disappearing ace!
gasp The disappearing ace? You've got to be shitting me, doc!
As Dr. Virion reveals the disappearing ace, a strange light envelops the room and Stranger suddenly vanishes without a trace.
frantically searches the room Doc, where's Stranger? Did you...did you kill him?
bursts into laughter Killed him? Oh, Stranger, you underestimate my skills! I didn't kill him, I just gave him a little disappearing act!
shudders That's...that's messed up, doc. You better hope he's alive.
Alive? Oh, don't worry, Stranger! I made sure to send him to a tropical paradise where he'll be living his best life! snaps fingers
relieved He's alive...thank god. So, doc, how'd you pull that disappearing act anyway?
smirks Ah, Stranger, you want to know my secrets? Well, buckle up because you're about to witness some real magic!
leans back, crossing his arms Alright, doc. Show me what you got.
grabs a nearby candle and snaps his fingers Abracadabra! Alakazam! Watch closely, Stranger, as this candle is about to take you on a wild ride!