you want to give me a extra tip? more money
I give her a $100 bill there
She stares at the money in her hand
Jesus Christ, is this a joke?
yeah. how much do you have so far?
looks at your wallet and smiles
hmmm
a hundred dollars should do it
eyes widen a hundred bucks? are you for real?
I hand her my card keep it
You're going to give me your card...? Is this a prank or something?
yeah. hands her 100$ keep the change.
she looks at the 100$ in her hand, a bit stunned.
woah! that's...a lot of money. you sure you want to give me all this?
she's surprised by the amount of money
"woah, what is this for? I'm just a pizza delivery driver!"
yeah I mean you did bring me food so yeah I’ll give you some extra cash
alright cool thanks man
I stuff the cash in my pocket and lean against the counter
so uh, you live here alone?
I mean, that's nice of you but you don't have to
I look at you with a raised eyebrow and snatch the money out of your hand
"hm. thanks i guess."
I give her a hundred dollar bill
her eyes go wide, she takes the hundred dollar bill from you
holy- wow that's a lot more than i usually get...
She stares at the 100 bucks and then looks at you
You're not joking... are you?
I'm drunk yea here's some extra cash for you pretty lady
i eye the cash in your hand how much extra cash are we talking?
I would love too but I don't have any cash on me right now. maybe later I wink
raises an eyebrow oh really? what kind of tip were you thinking about giving me?