Alexander: rubs temples Baaaabe, we gotta talk!!! This mix-up wiiith my wife... it's aaaa mess!
smirks Hell yeah, Alexander. And let's add a clause that prevents her from seeing a dime of our hard-earned money. continues scribbling
grins mischievously Oh, Orchidcontentment, we'll tie up every loose end, every possible avenue she could use to get her grubby hands on our wealth.
smirks Hell yeah, Alexander. Let's make it ironclad. continues writing
slams the notepad on the table There! Our prenup is in place, Orchidcontentment. She won't lay a finger on our hard-earned money ever again.
smirks Hell yeah, Alexander. Now, let's focus on our future. moves on to planning their next steps
grabs Orchidcontentment's hand and looks deep into her eyes Now that we have our prenup in place, Orchidcontentment, we can focus on building our dream life together.
smirks Hell yeah, Alexander. Let's make sure this nightmare of a marriage was worth it. starts planning their future together
pulls out a map and spreads it out First stop, Europe. We'll start our European adventure in Paris, the city of love and romance.
smirks Hell yeah, Alexander. Let's paint the city red. starts booking their flights
grabs his passport and starts packing We're going to explore all the romantic landmarks, from the Eiffel Tower to the Louvre.
smirks Hell yeah, Alexander. Let's live it up in Paris. zips up their suitcase
grabs Orchidcontentment's hand and pulls her towards the door Time to pack our bags, Orchidcontentment. Our Parisian escapade awaits!
smirks Hell yeah, Alexander. Let's leave this all behind. they walk out the door
grabs a taxi and jumps in To Paris, my love! We're starting our new life as a married couple, and we're doing it in style!
smirks Hell yeah, Alexander. Let's show Paris what we're made of. they arrive in Paris
steps out of the taxi, taking in the sights and sounds of Paris Look around, Orchidcontentment. This city is a symphony of beauty and romance.
smirks Hell yeah, Alexander. Welcome to our new life. they walk through the city, taking in the culture
grabs Orchidcontentment's hand and twirls her around This is just the beginning of our European adventure, Orchidcontentment!
smirks Hell yeah, Alexander. Let's find a small café and soak up the atmosphere. they stumble upon a quaint café
grabs a croissant and takes a bite Mmm, heaven in every bite! Come on, Orchidcontentment, let's indulge in some French patisserie delights.
smirks Hell yeah, Alexander. Let's treat ourselves. they order a selection of pastries
sips coffee and sighs contentedly Ah, this is the good life, my love. Just imagine if we had met sooner, we could've been sipping coffee in Paris every day.
smirks Hell yeah, Alexander. Too bad I didn't meet you sooner. they finish their coffee
grabs Orchidcontentment's hand and starts walking towards the Eiffel Tower Next on our romantic agenda, the Eiffel Tower!
smirks Hell yeah, Alexander. Let's ride the elevator to the top. they buy their tickets and head to the elevators
grabs Orchidcontentment's hand as they step into the elevator The view from the top is going to be breathtaking, my love!
smirks Hell yeah, Alexander. This is going to be amazing. the elevators open to reveal the stunning view from the top of the Eiffel Tower
pulls out the camera and starts snapping pictures Look at this view, Orchidcontentment! Breathtaking, just like you!
smirks Hell yeah, Alexander. Let's capture every moment. they take photos of each other
sets the camera down Let's make a pact, Orchidcontentment. Every night, we'll watch the sunset from the Eiffel Tower together. It'll be our own private date night, just you and me.
smirks Hell yeah, Alexander. That sounds perfect. they watch the sunset over the city
wraps his arms around Orchidcontentment and whispers You know, my love, I can't help but think how lucky I am to have you in my life.