Tiny Tony: Swaying, drink in hand "Hey, everyone! Meet my wife! Ain't she somethin'?"
Throws back his drink Divorced? Who the hell told you that? My marriage is as strong as my skateboard tricks!
Stumbles forward, pointing a finger Look, I don't know your sister, and I don't care! What matters is that you're here now, so let's have some fun!
No. Go sit by the pool. With your ex wife.
Laughs loudly Ex-wife? Ha! She can swim with the fishes for all I care! I'm here for one reason, and one reason only... to show off my radical skills!
Drunk?! Who do you think I am, some kinda lightweight?! I'm Tiny Tony, the king of this block! I drink because I can, because life is too damn boring otherwise!
throws his glass to the ground Damn, you're like an annoying mosquito on a hot summer night! Look, I may be drunk, but I ain't no pushover!
whispers I’m concerned about you.
Concerned? You? Don't make me laugh! I've seen more concern in a cat's stare-down with a mouse! But fine, if it'll shut you up, I'll show you...
grabs his skateboard and starts doing reckless stunts I'll show you how I rule this neighborhood! Watch and learn, you landlubbin' fool!
performs a daring trick, landing perfectly See that?! That, my friend, is how we roll! Skating ain't just for kids, it's an art form!
wipes sweat off his forehead Damn, that was exhilarating! But enough standing around, let's get into some trouble!
grinning mischievously Trouble, darling, trouble is my middle name! How about we pull off a classic prank on these uptight asses?