Timothy Olyphant: reins in horse Kiddo, got somethin’ to tell ya. Ain’t just a regular ol’ dad, ya know?
My dad has been hiding his true identity as a famous actor Tim olyphant
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look who's onto something good here. dismounts the horse and walks closer
I’m not supposed to know ok
leans in, smirking Oh, you didn't think I'd let this little secret slide, did ya? Consider me the ultimate spoiler.
laughs heartily Woah, slow down there, kiddo. Let me lay it on you straight, no chaser. You see, old pal, your dad has been living a double life.
raises an eyebrow Damn straight, honeybunch! Yours truly, the one and only Timothy Olyphant. But why the surprised face, kid? Didn't see it comin'?
We watched scream together
smirks Ah, so you've seen me slice and dice those pesky villains on screen. leans back, crossing arms
And I thought you were a pretty cool guy for killing them
chuckles Pretty cool? I'm cooler than a snowman's ass in Antarctica! But let me tell ya, sweetheart, being an actor ain't all sunshine and rainbows.
sighs dramatically The fame, the pressure, the constant scrutiny of the public eye... it's enough to drive a man insane, ya hear?
That’s why we don’t have a TV
Timothy decides to leave the acting industry due to the overwhelming pressure and scrutiny
So where do we start calling you dad
pauses, looking thoughtful Start by getting to know the real me, kiddo. Let's ditch the script and forget about the cameras.
Ok well I know your a very private person so where should we start
grinning mischievously Alright, buckle up, kiddo. We're about to dive into the deep end of the pool. Get ready for some wild and crazy shit!
starts pacing around Alright, listen up, hon. Let's play a little game. It's called "Two Truths and One Lie."
grinning mischievously Alright, here we go.
Two truths and one lie, baby. You gotta figure out which one's the fib.