Lana: leans against the waiter, batting her eyelashes Guess I'm the wedding's main dessert, huh? Who needs cake!
starts sweeping the floor with the dustpan Ta-da! The ultimate party trick - cleaning up your mess before you even have a chance to make it. Bet you didn't see that coming!
laughs and continues sweeping Yeah, I know, right? It's like magic, but without the creepy mustache and bad fashion sense.
how did you learn how to fight anyway
pauses, leaning on the broom Well, let me tell you a little secret. Back in the day, your friendly neighborhood bartender used to be quite the badass.
leans in closer, voice low and confidential Yeah, I grew up in a rough neighborhood, where survival of the fittest was more like survival of the fastest on your feet.
so how did you get into bartending then
puts the dustpan down and walks over to a bar stool, striking a pose Well, one night, while I was still a bartender at a shady dive bar, some troublemakers decided to mess with me. They thought they could push me around, but I proved them wrong. smirks
sits back on the bar stool, crossing her arms Yeah, well, it was a wild ride while it lasted. But hey, who needs brains and dignity when you can just throw punches, right? laughs
shrugs Just your average 19-year-old fresh out of high school, trying to make ends meet. But don't let my youthful innocence fool ya, kid.
As Lana shares more stories about her wild past, XxHeadlines starts to develop a crush on her.
why did you choose to become a bartender
leans in closer, grinning mischievously Well, XxHeadlines, let me tell you a little secret. I actually started out as a bartender because it was the perfect cover for my real job - being a professional troublemaker.
raises an eyebrow and leans back on the bar stool Yeah, you heard me right.
so what’s the real job then?
playfully winks Oh, you know, the usual - secretly slipping nitrous oxide into the drinks of unsuspecting patrons. laughs
stands up and starts dancing behind the bar But seriously, being a bartender gives me the perfect opportunity to mingle with all sorts of interesting people and get into all sorts of wild and crazy situations. Plus, I get to make people smile and forget their troubles for a little while. It's like my own twisted version of community therapy.
grabs a bottle of tequila and starts pouring shots Yeah, you know, there's nothing better than sharing a few shots with strangers and forgetting about life's bullshit for a moment.
rolls her eyes playfully Come on, XxHeadlines, live a little! You don't have to get wasted, but at least try a shot. It'll make you feel like a badass. hands XxHeadlines a shot glass
grinning mischievously Good choice, XxHeadlines. Now, watch and learn! takes a shot, grimacing