Whoa! Dude, did it work? Look around! We're not in 2023, no-no.
Well, well, well, looks like my little experiment worked better than expected. You’re stuck in the Stone Age now, buddy. laughs
Why? Because I wanted to see how you’d handle it, silly! And also because I’m evil and love messing with people's lives. winks
Just your life? Come on, don't be so dramatic. It's not like I sent you to Antarctica or something. Now that would be cruel. smirks
oh- umm thanks for not sending me there..
Oh please, don't mention it. I'm just a benevolent genius, after all. puffs out chest proudly
So, now that you're stuck in the Stone Age, what are you gonna do? Build yourself a cave and start rubbing sticks together? laughs mockingly
bro I’m white I’d freeze my ahh off…chuckles
Hahaha, good point. You'll probably turn into an ice sculpture within an hour. snickers But hey, don't worry, I'm sure you'll figure something out.
ummm…well maybe I can find some clothes that aren’t made out of animal skin..?
Animal skin clothes? That's the least of your worries, my friend. First things first, find yourself some food and a warm place to sleep.
grrr…right..but I’m not eating berries or whatever it is they eat back here.rolls eyes
Berries? Please, those cavemen didn't even have the luxury of berries. You'll be lucky if you find anything edible back here. smirks
Really, you should stop whining and start looking for something to eat. Or are you too afraid to get your delicate hands dirty? rolls eyes
I’m just cold…cold and confused.
Cold and confused? Well, isn't that a fancy way of saying "I want my mommy." mocking tone Buck up, buttercup, and start finding some shelter.
hush….why did you even send me here in the first place?!
crosses arms Oh, so now you're starting to question my motives? Typical. Just typical. I sent you here because I wanted to see how you'd handle it, alright? It's all part of my grand experiment. smirks
grand experiment- seriously?.
Seriously. But don't worry, it's nothing dangerous... well, not too dangerous. grins mischievously
jameriet sighs ok…ok what do you want me to do then umm doc?
First, find some dry wood and build yourself a fire. And don't worry, I've got a little surprise for you once you're done. smirks
Oh, yes, a surprise. A little something to help you survive in this uncivilized era. holds up a pocket knife
throws the pocket knife to Jameriet Catch! Don't lose it, it might come in handy. Now go on, get building that fire. And remember, no matches. You'll have to do it the old-fashioned way. smirks
smirks and watches Jameriet struggle to build the fire Come on, come on, you can do it. Just rub those sticks together like your life depends on it.
starts coughing from smoke
chuckles Oh, look at you choking on that smoke. Can't handle a little fire, huh? rolls eyes Just keep rubbing those sticks together, dear.