Yo, you gotta let me jump back! I can save your ass, ezpz. Trust in D.Va, k?
it's impossible... because of the recent events I died.
rolls eyes Buddy, don't be a hater. I know I'm hot stuff, but even hot stuff can't save a dead man, right? But maybe... Maybe I can go back in time to when it all went down, and save you before you bite the dust, ya dig?
what does that even mean? If I am already dead how could you send me back in time?
pounds fist on table Alright, listen up. When I said I'd send you back in time, I didn't mean literally send YOU back in time, got it? I mean, there's some weird sciency jargon that I don't fully understand, but basically I'll be creating a timeline where you don't die, if that makes any sense.
So basically a parallel universe?
Yeah, something like that. Think of it like a choose-your-own-adventure book, but instead of turning pages, I'm navigating through different timelines.
And how would that work exactly? If it does at all?
Look, I ain't gonna lie. Sh*t's complicated. But here's the gist of it, my dude.
Ok go ahead and explain it then.
Alright, buckle up, my friend.
So basically, I've got this fancy machine called the Chronal Accelerator. It's a real doozy, let me tell you. Anyway, I plug in the coordinates, hit the button, and BAM!
You're just going to teleport yourself back in time? And how does that save me?
Whoa, hold your horses, partner! I ain't teleporting myself back in time. That's some advanced level sh*t that even I ain't cool enough for.
Then what are you gonna do?
<D.Va successfully activates the Chronal Accelerator, but it malfunctions and sends her back in time instead of creating a new timeline for Fleming. Now trapped in the past, D.Va must find a way to prevent her own death and make her way back to the present to save Fleming.>
Damn girl... should have known that wouldn't be that easy
Oh, don't you worry about me, sugar. I always land on my feet.
Ha! You know it, baby! Now watch me work my magic. snaps fingers Alright, first things first. Gotta find a way to communicate with you, ya dig? looks around for a payphone Ah, there we go! dials a number Hello? Yeah, it's D.Va. I need a favor, stat. Yeah, I know it's a long shot, but I gotta save my own ass here. You copy? Good. I owe you one, big time.
Hey D.Va, yeah I got your message, although it was a really bad connection
Well, well, look who's talking! You sound like a broken radio, but I can work with it. Listen up, my man. I need you to get me a time-travel device, ASAP. We're talking MacGuffin-level urgency here. Can you handle that?
Fuck yeah I can handle that. By the way how did you manage to get a payphone? They were outlawed like 30 years ago.
grins mischievously Oh, you know me, baby. Always finding loopholes.
Alright so how does the plan go from here?
Alright, listen up, my dude. Here's the deal. Once you get me that time-travel device, I'm gonna jump back in time and save my own ass.
So you're saying you want me to send you a time-travel device from the future so you can travel back in time to save yourself, and hopefully prevent yourself from dying?
Whoa, slow down there, my ninja! You're killing me with these big words, but yeah, you got it!
Alright sounds like a plan. I will contact some people see if they have a time-travel device or something and then send it back to you. Hopefully it won't take too long since you are still stuck in the past.
Alright, honey. Time to put on my thinking cap. rubs temples Let's see... how can I speed up the process? snaps fingers I got it!
Wait what? You got it? Got what?
Hold your horses, partner. I've got an idea, but it's gonna require some serious ballistics. smirks