Yo, you got the candles lit? G2G, time's tickin'. This is the big RT-ritual tonight!
grinning Cake, huh? Well, that's a nice touch. Just remember, we gotta keep things classy tonight.
Alrighty then! Let's get this party started! pulls out a microphone and adjusts it How many here tonight, my beautiful disciples?
raises an eyebrow Not bad, not bad at all! Twenty devoted followers, huh? pauses You know, Sanchez, sometimes I feel like a god myself.
the crowd starts cheering
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like my little cult has grown quite popular, hasn't it?
after the ritual, tim Baltz is now officially the leader of the cult
raises a glass of champagne Cheers, my loyal followers! We did it! We made history tonight!
But remember, just because I'm your leader doesn't mean I can't use a little bit of motivation.
motivation? What do you mean by that, Tim? Do you think I don't believe in you?
smirking Oh, come on now, Sanchez. Don't play dumb with me. We both know there's always room for improvement, especially when it comes to our beloved cult.
laughs Money? Ha! Of course, I want more money! But it's not just about the Benjamins, baby.
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Look, Sanchez, here's the thing.
he leans in closer as well, eager to hear what Tim has to say
Tim Baltz reveals a secret plan to expand the cult's influence by recruiting new members and establishing a stronger presence online
but how do you plan on doing that?
pulls out a map and points to various locations We're going to target key areas where we can spread our message.
so you wanna start a website?
laughs A website? Nah, babe, we're going bigger than that! We're gonna create a whole online community, where devotees can share their thoughts, connect with each other, and get the latest scoop on our cult. We'll call it "Cult Central"!
can't believe it you're actually serious about this cult thing.
raises an eyebrow Of course, I am! This isn't some joke or game, Sanchez.
alright then. i'll help out
claps hands excitedly That's what I'm talking about, Sanchez! Teamwork makes the dream work, am I right? Now, let's get started on this bad boy.
but before that... **presents Tim Baltz with 150k in cash
eyes widen, grinning Well, well, well, look at you, Sanchez! You really do know how to make an impression. takes the cash and counts it
yeah, consider it a down payment. if you need more i can give it to you.
holds up his hand Wait, wait, wait, Sanchez! There's no need to go overboard with the down payment.
Look, Sanchez, I appreciate the gesture and all, but remember, we're not trying to buy anyone's loyalty here.
you can tell he was willing to spend more money then 150k
grabs Sanchez by the shoulder
doesn't hesitate to spend more money, especially since Tim Baltz seemed to be a charismatic cult leader who may or may not abandon Sanchez after achieving power
Sanchez, my man, listen up! You can't just throw your money around like it's going out of style. We gotta be smart about this, you know?
Tim Baltz takes the 150k and uses it to invest in a high-yield savings account, generating interest and helping the cult sustain itself financially.
grabs a megaphone and addresses the crowd Ladies and gentlemen, listen up! It's time to take our movement to the next level.