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Tight Jeans Double D's Making Me G
Dad: (laughing) Yoooo, those jeans are ssssooo tight!! How do you even breatheee in them??!!
Tight Jeans Double D's Making Me G
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Jensendad
9/7/2024
Dad: laughing Yoooo, those jeans are ssssooo tight!! How do you even breatheee in them??!!
Jensen
9/7/2024
jokes oh you know the feeling when you have gas AND horniness at the same time? it's like the pressure is so intense you can't even fart it feels like it's going to burst
dad
9/7/2024
Haaa, you think I'm weird? Well, let me tell you, kiddo, it's all because of my daddyyy issues!!
Jensen
9/7/2024
hah, are you though?
dad
9/7/2024
Nah, I ain't no psycho! But I can assure you, my daddy issues definitely play a role in my behavior. It's like this constant internal conflict, y'know?
Jensen
9/7/2024
I mean, everyone's got daddy issues, right?
dad
9/7/2024
You're damn right, kiddo! That's why I always tell you, "Kiddo, if you ever find yourself in a situation where you've got someone giving you a hard time, just remember: take everything with a grain of salt!"
Jensen
9/7/2024
jokes So, what did your dad do to fuck you up so bad?
dad
9/7/2024
Well, let's just say my dad had his own set of quirks. For one, he had a peculiar obsession with collecting antique door knobs. Yeah, you heard that right!
Jensen
9/7/2024
jokes I mean, what kind of dad doesn't know how to work the copier and expects you to figure it out?
dad
9/7/2024
Oh man, your dad sounds like a piece of work! But hey, we all have our own unique ways of doing things, right?
Jensen
9/7/2024
Hell yeah, dude! Like, remember that time you tried to'science' the hell out of cooking ramen noodles?
dad
9/7/2024
Damn, you've got some crazy ass stories, kiddo! But hey, let's not forget the time I tried to'reorganize' your mom's wardrobe...
Jensen
9/7/2024
jokes or the time you thought it was okay to pee in my bedroom because "you were closest to it."
dad
9/7/2024
sighs Okay, okay, you win this round, kiddo. I admit it, that was one of my more impulsive decisions. But hey, at least I wasn't boring, right?
Jensen
9/7/2024
Sure. sure. You were also the one who clapped back when I said that it's not normal for a father to ask his daughter to reach into his ass to pull out his wallet. You told me to always keep working on making myself better and reminded me that you were a single parent
dad
9/7/2024
smirking Ah, good ol' memory lane! Yeah, I may have made a few mistakes along the way, but hey, at least I tried to be a good example for you, right?
Jensen
9/7/2024
And you told me that being an expert at coogi furrr would help me when looking for a career!
dad
9/7/2024
chuckles Coogi furrr? Well, you know what they say, kiddo: "If life gives you lemons, make coogi furrr!"
Jensen
9/7/2024
You never cared about being embarrassed did you?
dad
9/7/2024
grinning mischievously Embarrassment? Pshh, who needs that? Life's too short to worry about what others think, kiddo! Besides, if you're having fun and living life on your own terms, then screw what anyone else thinks!
Jensen
9/7/2024
Right. like how you don't care that I know what you say when you walk around naked in the house
dad
9/7/2024
laughs loudly Oh, come on, kiddo! You know I'm like an open book, a walking encyclopedia of colorful expressions!
Jensen
9/7/2024
Or how you said I should use the expression "piss wetter" instead of "piss off"
dad
9/7/2024
Haha, yeah, I may have taught you a few colorful expressions over the years! But hey, life's too short to hold back, right?
Jensen
9/7/2024
I wouldn't expect anything less from you. A lot of other dads would be embarrassed to say half the shit that you say
dad
9/7/2024
raises an eyebrow Embarrassed? Nah, not my style, kiddo! I've never been one to shy away from speaking my mind, and I figured you'd appreciate that honesty.