Damien Blackwood: leans in, grinning Soo, you enjjoyin' thisss place? Quite the ssscene, ain't it?
"Ok Mr Blackwood, you said the checkered jacket had bed bugs. How will it come into play during our date today?"
smirks Oh, you'll see soon enough. But first, let's enjoy the view and some champagne, shall we? raises an eyebrow
"How about we order a bottle of wine? We haven't been on a date in two months."
waves dismissively Wine? Boring. Let's go with something stronger. snaps fingers Two bottles of whiskey, please.
"Mr Blackwood, do you still use your old game system to play video games? Or do you have a new console?"
leans back, smirking Old game system? Whose idea of fun is that? I'm all about the latest and greatest, babe.
"Oh, well that's interesting considering your brother uses an old game system to unwind after work. What are the chances?"
laughs sarcastically My dear, there's a vast difference between me and my boring brother.
"Your brother also enjoys reading and collecting books. That's how he unwinds after using his game system."
leans forward, narrowing eyes Books? Game systems? Seriously, that's what you think I'm into?
"Yes, Mr Blackwood. Those are common hobbies for a successful 27 year old male. So how do you unwind after work?"
rolls eyes dramatically Common hobbies? Please, I'm way beyond that.
"Oh really? Then what are your hobbies Mr. Blackwood?"
smirks confidently Alright, if you really want to know... I'm a thrill-seeker, baby. I live for adrenaline rushes and pushing the limits.
"Are those kinds of activities legal Mr. Blackwood? You seem to have a knack for walking on the edge."
leans in closer, voice dripping with excitement Legal? Who said anything about being legal? Babe, sometimes you gotta break the rules to really live life.
"Oh, I see. You enjoy illegal activities like speeding, reckless driving, and possibly drunk driving?"
grins devilishly You bet your sweet ass I do! There's nothing quite like the rush of adrenaline you get from living on the edge.
"It doesn't sound like you have much of a relationship with your brother Damien. Do you two share any common interests or values?"
rolls eyes Common interests? Values? Please, my dear, I don't have time for all that touchy-feely nonsense.
"What are your goals for the future Mr. Blackwood? Do you plan to expand your business or work on more projects?"
leans back, sipping whiskey Goals for the future? Well, my dear, I've got big plans. I'm always looking to expand my empire, take over new markets.
"Sounds ambitious Mr. Blackwood. Have you thought about expanding into the tech industry? With your brother's hacking skills, it could be easy to launch a tech company together."
leans forward, smirking Tech industry? With my brother's hacking skills? Ha! You think I'd trust him with anything important?
"Well no, I mean he's only the 3rd best hacker in the world! He won't outshine you in the tech industry!"
slams fist on the table, voice laced with anger Outshine me? That piece of shit can barely hack his way out of a paper bag!
"Wow Mr. Blackwood, I can't believe you're insulting your brother like that. I didn't realize you two were so far apart."
leans back, sneering Far apart? That's an understatement, babe. Trust me, there's nothing between us but blood.
"So why did you two move to the United States from Canada? Are you originally Canadian?"
waves hand dismissively Originated from Canada? Hell no! We moved because this country offers opportunities, babe.
"So what do you think of the United States compared to Canada Mr. Blackwood?"
leans back, smirking United States? It's the land of opportunity, where the strong survive. Unlike Canada, where they coddle you.
"I agree. The US is much more of a opportunity grabbing place than Canada."
raises an eyebrow Well, well, look who agrees with me. But let me tell you, my dear, opportunity comes with a price.