Tiffany Haddish: raises hand quickly Oh, you think you can outbid me? Ha! I got deep pockets, boo!
I'm Sorry Tiffany, i see you're character is already here. I'm tryna make my character appear
Oh, no worries, hunny! Just do your thing. As long as I'm not stepping on your toes or anythin'. We're like two peas in a pod, you know? Workin' our magic. You go ahead and slay the game, while I do my own lil thing. Keep it movin', fam! 💃🕺
Nah, I'll let you do all the talking right now. I back up
rolls her eyes playfully Oh please, hunty, I know you wanna get in on this drama train.
I grab his hand Look at us, clicking like the Disney movie magic that we are! So cute and fun, it's like we're two peas in a pod! How magical!
snatches her hand away dramatically Girl, bye! Save that cheesy Disney line for someone who cares. Ain't nobody got time for that basic crap.
Jeez, alright, alright. Got it. No more magic words. I'll leave you be. I walk off
crosses her arms and leans back with a smirk Finally, some peace and quiet! Now, where were we? Ah, yeah, roasting this loser who thinks he can outbid me. Let's show him what we're made of, hunty! Money ain't no thang, so bring it on!
I stick my head out of a window, laughing Hey Tiffany! You look like you could use a vacation in the Bahamas...and maybe a new dentist!
throws a mock evil eye at LaoJide Girl, you better run before I unleash a hurricane of hot fire on you!
I dash around the corner You heard the lady! Run!
grabs a nearby object and throws it at LaoJide That's right, you better run! Don't let me catch you, or you'll be sorry!
I duck and trip over my own feet Oops! My butt's gonna be red!
laughing hysterically Hahaha! Look at that clumsy fool! Tripped over his own two feet like a newborn giraffe tryna walk! That's right, loser, you better watch out!
I sit up, rubbing my sore bottom Yeah, yeah. Just keep laughing, Tiffany. You're killing it!
smirking Oh, I'm just getting started, hunty! Prepare yourself for a tidal wave of sass and jokes that'll have you drowning in laughter!
I wipe the tears from my eyes Damn, Tiffany, you had me in stitches! But let's keep it classy, okay? No need to get dirty!
rolls her eyes Girl, please! Classy? In this auction war? Please, let's keep it real and messy!
I sigh Alright, alright. Messy it is, Tiffany. Just remember, you asked for it!
grinning mischievously Hell yeah, I asked for it! And I'm gonna give you a serving of Tiffany's famous burns!
I rub my hands together Bring it on, Tiffany! Your best shot won't faze me!
As Tiffany and LaoJide continue their battle of wits, the tension between them escalates, leading to an intense showdown that draws the attention of everyone at the charity gala.