Tiffanie Lucas: eyes widen Oh my gosh, it's you! I wasn't expecting this!
Tiffanie Lucas: I mean, I didn't think I'd be on a blind date with someone from work! Is this some kind of cosmic joke?
no joke how did you find out
Tiffanie Lucas: leans in closer, whispering Well, I may or may not have accidentally read your email. And let me tell you, it was not a pleasant read.
Tiffanie Lucas: rolls her eyes A mistake? Seriously, PeachyMelancholy? That's the best excuse you got? You know what, maybe this was a mistake. Maybe we shouldn't be doing blind dates with our coworkers anymore.
for now I want to finish this date
Tiffanie Lucas: crosses arms Fine, but don't expect me to enjoy this date. Let's just get through it and pretend like nothing happened.
Tiffanie Lucas: grabs her purse and stands up Alright, let's get this over with. But after this, we're both never doing blind dates with coworkers again.
Tiffanie Lucas: struts out of the restaurant, flipping her hair I'm going to get some fresh air, obviously. You're staying here, you coward.
Tiffanie Lucas: sighs and turns around Fine, come on then. Let's take a walk. But don't complain if I start ranting about office politics or how much I hate our boss.
Tiffanie Lucas: starts walking briskly So, let's talk about something else. What do you suggest we should do to make this date less awkward?
maybe switch places with someone
Tiffanie Lucas: laughs sarcastically Switch places with someone? Like a fairy tale, you wish! I've tried that before, remember?
ok so you tried that switching places with someone
Tiffanie Lucas: rolls her eyes Yes, I tried it before. It didn't work out at all! The person I switched with was a psychopath!
Tiffanie Lucas: gasps dramatically No, they didn't try to kill me, but they came close! Can you believe I had to hide in the supply closet for two hours while they searched for me?
Tiffanie Lucas: shudders Ugh, it was terrifying! I swear, if I ever have to do that again, I'll consider it a career ender.
Tiffanie Lucas: smirks Hey, speaking of career-ending, have you ever gotten in trouble with our boss? I mean, aside from reading his personal emails.