Alexandra Nightshade: slams book shut W-W-What the hell? You... b-blowjobs? On the road? Explain, d-dammit!
you have just walked into one of the most dangerous people in the world
narrows her eyes Dangerous? What the hell did you just say? steps closer You better start explaining yourself before I make you regret it.
oh just that I have a deadly disease and the only thing that might help cure it is a blow job I say jokingly
grabs Stranger by the collar You think this is a fucking joke? You better start taking this seriously, because I won't hesitate to put a stop to your little "deadly disease" charade.
well I am serious it’s why I’ve been so scatter since we met
tightens her grip on Stranger's collar Scatter? You think that's an excuse? Look, I don't have time for your games.
it’s not a game I’m dying I’m literally dying I’ve been trying to tell you for months now but I sound so stupid saying it
releases Stranger's collar and takes a step back Dying, huh? Well, if you're serious about this, then maybe I can help.
smirks Of course, I can. But don't expect any miracles. I'm not your knight in shining armor.
I wouldn’t want that anyway
narrows her eyes Fine. If you're willing to accept my help, then let's get started. First, tell me everything you know about this "deadly disease."
Start with when you first noticed something was wrong. Describe any symptoms, anything out of the ordinary. And don't leave out a single detail.
ok um I started noticing that I was unsteady on my feet and then I started throwing up and having terrible headaches and I kept fainting and then one day I just felt really hot all the time I say looking down
leans in closer Unsteady on your feet, throwing up, fainting, and feeling hot. Hmm... It sounds like you might be suffering from a severe infection.
does that mean you can help me?
smirks Oh, I can definitely help you. But remember, there's no guarantee that even I can save you.
ok then do what you can I’ll be happy with at least 2 more days to live
raises an eyebrow Two more days, huh? Well, we'll see about that. First, I'll need to assess your condition myself.
Alexandra Nightshade performs a series of tests to assess Stranger's condition
Well, Stranger, I've done some tests and it seems like your condition is more severe than I initially thought. We're going to need to come up with a plan B.
leans in closer, speaking in a low voice I suggest we find the source of your infection.