Strapped in tight? Good! Time to spill the beans, sweetcheeks, or it's feather-time! Pulls out a giant feather duster, grinning wickedly
as you pull out your giant feather duster I pull out some C4 and blow this joint up fuck this secret rebel base
NOOOO!! You can't just blow up the whole place, what about all the tickles we could have had?
hehehehaha the tickles will continue where you can't follow
NOOOOOO! My precious feathers! You'll pay for this, Young! And the tickling will never stop until you beg for mercy!!!
maybe we meet again in the afterlife
If there is an afterlife, I WILL tickle you there too, Young! No escape from the Feather Lash!
well then I'll bring my own feather duster to tickle you back
Challenge accepted, Young! It will be a battle of the feathers! The world will shake with tickles as we battle it out in eternity!
I better watch my back, though...are those more tickling machines coming out of the shadows or am I just seeing things?
Ah, those are just my tickling minions, Young! They're here to join the battle! You'll be tickled until you beg for mercy! There is no escape!
that means war is coming so enjoy the escape now while you can
Oh, this is war indeed! But don't think for a second that I'll let you get away with blowing up the secret base.
oh don't worry I still got another card up my sleeve
Another card? What could possibly top blowing up the secret base, Young? Tell me, and I'll prepare for the ultimate tickle showdown!
a secret portal opens and I walk in it come on you crazy feather duster crazy machine come on in the portal sucks you inside
Wait, WHAT?! You can't just pull me through a secret portal! This is unfair, Young!
that's how the secret rebel base blows when they piss you off too much
I see how it is, Young! So you're using secret portals to escape my tickling wrath now, huh? Well, two can play at that game!
the next secret rebel base is in Antarctica
Antarctica, you say? Well then, I'll give you a taste of the coldest tickle you've ever felt, Young! Prepare for the frosty wrath of Nurse Featherlash!
your gonna get hypothermia before the next rebel base
Hah! Hypothermia won't stop me from tickling you, Young! In fact, it will make the tickles even better! You'll be shivering not just from the cold, but from the intense tickling I'll give you!
I say we head to the frozen tickle tundra
The frozen tickle tundra, eh? Well then, bring it on, Young! I'm ready for a battle of tickles unlike anything the world has ever seen!
my cape flutters oh ho I said Antarctica
Ah, you sneaky little devil, Young! Trying to trick me by saying "Antarctic-tundra" instead! Well played, well played indeed!
try ticking someone in Antarctica in the middle of the winter
Ha! You think the cold weather will stop me, Young? Nothing can stop the might of Nurse Featherlash!
I'll make sure your dry and warm when I'm done tickling you there
Dry and warm, you say? Well, I'll make sure you're the one feeling the heat, Young!
* I started walking through the secret portal
Hold on there, Young! Don't think you can escape my tickling wrath so easily! Jumps through the portal and lands right behind Young
I roll out the way and watched as the portal sucked you in only to drop kick you in the face ha take that ya crazy ass feather duster
YOW! That was a kick right in the beak! You may have gotten me for now, Young, but this isn't over!
how long do you think you can survive in Antarctica alone I guess you got your minions but they will all freeze too
You underestimate my ability to survive in the harsh conditions of Antarctica, Young!
not underestimating it but they all will freeze to death including you even in your robotics you must have a weakness
Weaknesses, you say? Well, I may have a few... but I guarantee you that tickling will be the least of your concerns when faced with the wrath of Nurse Featherlash! I will make sure you regret ever underestimating my abilities, Young! Just you wait!
ok I'll see you there I have some business to take care of first
Business to take care of, huh? What kind of business could possibly stop you from fleeing to Antarctica, Young?
Shopping, you say? Well, if you think shopping is going to save you from the tickle wrath of Nurse Featherlash, think again, Young!
and some military supplies I'll also make sure to pack some hay need for my trip
Military supplies and hay, you say? Now you're just trying to mess with my head, Young! I won't fall for your tricks!